Slight variation of a former idea: "Aspies Rock!" on the front, with "LITERALLY!" on the back!
Seriously, I want Aspiewear NOW NOW NOW! Only problem is finding something that suits me, since I am not really a traditional rocker and flapper. Apparently I flapped as a kid, but now I think I do the more subtle stuff, like wriggling, picking my nails, and the less subtle clapping my hands/face/tensing arm muscles.
What about this: "Find it hard to communicate with me? I find it hard to communicate with everyone!"
Hmm... I can't think of a good phrase to capture it, and I've been trying for ages! I want to express the irony of the fact that so many NT's complain about getting so burnt out and frustrated by the communication barriers they have with Aspies, and yet they only have to deal with one Aspie, whereas Aspies have to deal with communication breakdown in a world packed full of NT's! And yet we are the one's that have to learn tolerance and be accomodating! *chuckles* Oh, and I'm not suggesting it isn't hard for NT's too, but I think they sometimes forget that for everytime they misunderstand us, we misunderstand hundreds of NT's!
Oh, and "Aspies become more literal when they are in a FLAP!"
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