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Sora
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16 Oct 2008, 6:12 am

We just have (if the answering machine actually works):

This is the telephone of [mom and Sora]. We're currently not at home. Please leave a message.


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16 Oct 2008, 6:15 am

I don't have a phone.



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16 Oct 2008, 6:42 am

If I had one "Hello, it's Miss Jenkins, Excuse me, But I'm not home, If you leave me your name and number, I'll be sure to block it from my phone." Because ryhming is fun. Alternatively "If you cared you'd come round and bother me, stop calling."



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16 Oct 2008, 8:20 am

I've been tempted to change mine to "You know what to do!"



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16 Oct 2008, 10:07 am

Mine is standerd but I heard one that goes like this:

"Hi, sorry for being unable to answer, I am making a lot of changes in my life right now, so please leave a message. If I don't return your call then you are one of the changes."

I almost died laughing.



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16 Oct 2008, 6:42 pm

Keith wrote:
:lol: Makes me remember a couple me and my friends did a while ago.

Hello? Oh, hi, how are you? ... yeah... yeah ... uh huh. right, yep. Um, you might want to leave a message afte the beep though.

My dad never liked it and always fell for it

I'd probably fall for it... EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I know I would.