How can a good looking guy make himself unattractive?

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30 Nov 2008, 8:14 am

Don't censor your thoughts, and speak the complete truth about everything. You'll find that some people will probably still like you, but the majority won't.

If you do this, you'll know what it's like to have Asperger's [in regards to the social problems].



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30 Nov 2008, 12:12 pm

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If you're looking to just be healthier, you might be able to keep the weight and get in shape without dieting instead. Apparently, fat people who exercise are just as healthy as thin people. (I should know. I'm a fat person who exercises. :P)

I'd work on ways to reject them first... very early in the relationship... and in such a way that she knows you are not rejecting her, but rejecting dating generally.

I usually tell people I'm not into dating or I'm not available. People who actually become friends learn what "asexual" means and that I REALLY am not attracted to either gender.
I tried that before. I ended up busting my back. I was in pain for days.



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30 Nov 2008, 12:48 pm

Yes. clothes and hair are the key!

Many of us could look nice if we wanted, but I think it's a rally weird part of us that wants to be able to be attractive, but wants to go unnoticed most of the time. Unnoticed is not the same thing as ugly. I don't know anyone that wants to be ugly.

Let your beard grow, wear old ragged clothes, fake glasses.......look dorky. I love dorks, but I see most women do not :roll:



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30 Nov 2008, 12:57 pm

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I thought about scarring my face with a sharp knife, but that's a bit too "crazy," isn't it?


a lot of girls are attracted to that.

I'd go for mullet & mustache set, a total repellent!


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30 Nov 2008, 1:08 pm

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Be truthful, don't hide anything from anyone, especially your weaknesses. Don't be discreet. Ask people intrusive questions about their lives at the start of the conversation. Interrogate people. Invade their person space.


I've thought about being indiscreet, vulgar and profane, but what if women interpret my irreverence as a token of my alpha-maleness?

Some women might actually like that.



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30 Nov 2008, 1:13 pm

Dorky glasses, baggy unlaundered clothes, don't shave regularly, don't get regular haircuts and don't comb your hair.



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30 Nov 2008, 2:41 pm

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Top Ten Ways An Attractive Man Can Scare Off Women

10. Say you still live with Mom, and she does all your cooking, laundry, bills and cuts your hair
9. Wear shirt with obvious and multiple food dribble stains down front
8. Wear ultra thin, clingy polyester shirt with no undershirt so you can see every hair, nipple feature on your chest
7. As soon as you meet them, ask where they live and whether there are surveillance video cameras
6. When they ask about your friends, make vague references to your doctors at the Centers for Disease Control
5. Tell them that your best friend is a bugbear that you have successfully frozen, thawed and revived 10 times
4. Wear mascara (unfortunately, attracts same sex)
3. Tell them that you were the guy in the "Leave Her Alone!" Britney Spears YouTube video
2. Ask them how many times they want to be married
1. Ask them how they feel about abortion; no matter what their answer, stare coldly at them afterward

LOL! Half that list describes my neighbor!

The key:

Very nasty, obnoxious, unruly facial hair! Im talking like mop coming off your face unruly, this is sure to keep them away like the same sides of a magnet.



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30 Nov 2008, 3:02 pm

If it gets to the 'chatting stage', you can always tell the ladies that you're irretrievably gay. They'll give up soon enough. :D



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30 Nov 2008, 3:03 pm

Mw99 wrote:
AmberEyes wrote:

Be truthful, don't hide anything from anyone, especially your weaknesses. Don't be discreet. Ask people intrusive questions about their lives at the start of the conversation. Interrogate people. Invade their person space.


I've thought about being indiscreet, vulgar and profane, but what if women interpret my irreverence as a token of my alpha-maleness?

Some women might actually like that.


Some women might actually want to be like that after being told how to behave for so many years...

"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me..."

-Warning, Jenny Joseph


Picking flowers from other people's gardens...
Spending all one's pension money on brandy...
Learning to spit...
Shouting obscenities in the street...
Sitting on the pavement...
Pressing alarm bells...
Gobbling up all the samples in the shops...
Hoarding pencils and beer-mats...
Wearing terrible shirts and growing more fat...

lol :lol:

That poem's enough to give anyone bad ideas isn't it lol :lol:

Dunno if "old" women like that would be interested in "indiscreet and vulgar" men though lol :lol:



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01 Dec 2008, 1:13 am

Grow a long wispy beard, shave the top of your head (not necessary if already balding) comb the wispy beard over the top of your head to make a very nice beard combover. Ingenius! :lol:



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01 Dec 2008, 1:17 am

I think I do this, stay fat to be less attractive. I am still attractive though, or pretty, but the idea of losing weight bothers me because I know I would be even prettier. I once lost about 50 pounds and some guy where I worked at the time was all like "Wowza! You're looking good!"

How terribly awkward!

Then I started noticing more and more "looks" and more men started talking to me and with my social awkwardness and oddness they then got a "she's weird" look. I was rather uncomfortable with it all so I started putting the weight back on because I don't get as much attention that way.

I'm still attractive though and for those who do pay attention to me, I just keep the talk real short and ignore them. They go away more quickly when you're overweight. However, I like the wedding band suggestion. I have lost some weight lately and if I keep it up then one day I'm just going to go into work and surprise! I'll be married...but choose to keep my own last name and no, they can't meet my husband, he's very shy. His name? Ummm...
Oh well, I still like the idea. I could pull it off since I don't talk much anyway.



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01 Dec 2008, 5:37 am

Mw99 wrote:
ephemerella wrote:
Top Ten Ways An Attractive Man Can Scare Off Women

10. Say you still live with Mom, and she does all your cooking, laundry, bills and cuts your hair
9. Wear shirt with obvious and multiple food dribble stains down front
8. Wear ultra thin, clingy polyester shirt with no undershirt so you can see every hair, nipple feature on your chest
7. As soon as you meet them, ask where they live and whether there are surveillance video cameras
6. When they ask about your friends, make vague references to your doctors at the Centers for Disease Control
5. Tell them that your best friend is a bugbear that you have successfully frozen, thawed and revived 10 times
4. Wear mascara (unfortunately, attracts same sex)
3. Tell them that you were the guy in the "Leave Her Alone!" Britney Spears YouTube video
2. Ask them how many times they want to be married
1. Ask them how they feel about abortion; no matter what their answer, stare coldly at them afterward


But all of those techniques involve an element of rejection, which is precisely what I am trying to avoid. The idea is to make myself physically unattractive so I don't have to bother with the trouble of scaring women off before they reject me.


...whatever why do you need to lose weight then?



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01 Dec 2008, 5:59 am

Loose the weight, buff up. Meanwhile develop an ego and a horrible attitude. That should help anyway.



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01 Dec 2008, 6:13 am

Droopy wrote:

Then I started noticing more and more "looks" and more men started talking to me and with my social awkwardness and oddness they then got a "she's weird" look. I was rather uncomfortable with it all so I started putting the weight back on because I don't get as much attention that way.


you are just like a female version of me.



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01 Dec 2008, 11:08 am

Don't mess up your health for other people. Seriously. Work out. Be smart. Be moral and kind. THen dress like a homeless person. It works for me. I look like trash most the time, but if I have to I can spiff up.

Other people who are so shallow as to only notice you when you are perfect are not worth your making yourself unhealthy over. Quite the opposite. Be buff and kind and nice under a package of sloppiness. Like the Secret Milionaire. :-)



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01 Dec 2008, 8:11 pm

Wrackspurt wrote:
Loose the weight, buff up. Meanwhile develop an ego and a horrible attitude. That should help anyway.


I hope you guys know I was only kidding when I wrote this. Just wanted to point out just in case. I was in a sarcastic mood at the time.