How would you describe your ASD?

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For me it's like socio-emotional arthritis. I can deal with the outside world but I'm stiff and have to have a lie down afterwards.

It's something I could do without, because it makes everything in life a problem for me.

For me its:

1) An extreme lonelyness coupled with a hatred of being around people
2) A memory full of holes and an inability to hold information with an extreme forgetfullness
3) A clumsiness that keeps me from driving and causes frequent accidents
4) My pain threshold is scarry high I can ignore most pain which leads to worse injuries
5) I attract as*holes and the insane like flies to honey
6) I impulsively collect data on several subjects I spend hours a day searching the net for it
7) I talk non-stop about stuff people find unintresting or wants to hear
I notice people making faces and eye movements when I talk to them when others are also in the room and I have no clue what is going on between them
9) The more someone likes me the more of an as*hole I become to them.
10) and the list goes on and on

In short it sucks to have AS and I truely wish to be cured of it or at least pass my "gift" to someone more deserving of it like george bush or some other rich as*hole.

I wouldn't be me without it.