100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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- Explain in great detail something I already know well, as if I don't know it... that pisses me off.

This... and then keep repeating it as if the aspie were hard of hearing.

517? - Spend absolutely forever trying to find something the aspie will eat for dinner, eventually settle on some kind of plain soft bread roll thingies, then pour cheese all over them and put them in the microwave, when cheese is one of the things the aspie has veto'd.

518? - Say "You can just scrape it off."

- Embarrass them on purpose

- Tell them they can't take a joke. (It's very cruel, and if someone says that to me, I have a complete explosion of frustration...)

- When they tell you to stop annoying them, annoy them more.

- Oppose their political views XL

- Shout at them.

- Get them to go first when playing a sport.

- Poke them continuously.

- Ask them why they don't eat the same food as everyone else.

- Say "I don't think you're autistic."

:L

Change the autism criterias around, it will boot half the aspies off the spectrum.

So did mine. The headteacher then had a go at me about it and told me I was being unsocialable and "Mrs C knows more about AS than you". I told him to f*** off.

If the aspie likes an earlier time or era, suggest that they would be happier and healthier living in the present, even though you don't know the person and their life story, and you have never seen them face to face.

Tell them to say what they mean and keep taking what they say out of context and translating their words into something they aren't even saying

Steal their laptop for a day. That would really annoy me.

Notice that they are stressed out and tell them "you need to get laid."

Ask them why they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend

Have the internet go out

Describe them as ret*d or mentally slow to others, so the word will go out.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

Ascribe people with aspergers as being "unable to feel emotion". Rather than what is true, being less able to express it.

The principal in Kindergarten, Grade 1 and Grade 2 used to throw me over his shoulder and carry me when I had a meltdown. Then he'd suspend me, but he wouldn't tell me; he would just send my daycare lady down to the school to pick me up. He would put me in the office in a yellow chair (and sometimes the soft bench in the office entrance, which was just as bad because it was right by the janitors' room and the heater would go off in there and scare me).

When I was about 8, I really hated it when I was in the way and it would make me feel embarrassed. (don't ask me why, I was just a kid, I guess) They needed to move the chairs and said "Can you move out of the way so we can put a chair there?" to me. I screamed and one of the people at the camp carried me down the stairs and PLOPED me in a chair that was in the office and said "BECAUSE YOU SCREAMED, YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO COME BACK HERE!" That was the first time I was kicked out of a camp, I don't really want to talk about the other time.

After having read though all of the posts on this thread I have come to conclucion that the world would be a far better place without NTs in it. Yes, I realise it is a sweeping generaliation, well they do it to us all the time. The only message I see coming out of this is how cruel NTs can be to us. Yet we do nothing intentionally to provoke it. If it were any other compartive situation involving race, religion etc it would not be tolerated. I

Try to get the autistic person to lose the natural accent that they have in the most nasty and heartless way possible.