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14 Mar 2012, 2:34 pm

lostgirl1986 wrote:
sink instead of swim


that's sad, if you're talking about life...
i do not know how to swim though, AND,
i may sink by societal standards, but I think
i am swimming by Jesus' standards : )
actually i know i am because scripture says
it is impossible to please God without Faith,
and i do have faith, also when we believe in
Jesus, God (who is Jesus, it can get weird),
God, the Father, is pleased as he sees Jesus
when he sees us, who have faith, and God the Father
said to Jesus, this is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased.
: )

hope your day is nice if you're reading this lostgirl and everyone



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14 Mar 2012, 2:54 pm

CanisMajor wrote:
You know you're an aspie when...
...people tend to think of you as "random" because you'll point out sudden things around you that others don't tend to notice, or because a previous topic has gone down a "thought chain" in your mind to the point that the next thing you say seems unrelated to what you were just talking about.

...you have more friends online than in real life, simply because it's easier for you to communicate through text than through speech.

...regardless of the line above, if you tell anyone that, they tend to think you're a loser. :?

...you often encounter words that you know how to spell, define, and conjugate... and yet you have no idea how it's pronounced because you've never heard somebody say it out loud before.

...you warn people that if they try to tickle you, you cannot be held responsible for any injuries that result from it. (I swear, my legs kick from reflex. I can't control it. :oops: )


All of this, seconded.
Also:
...when you get irate when your computer does something you didn't explicitly tell it to do.

...you never notice you're sick or hurt until someone else points it out.

...you have no idea what mental silence is like.

...you react with horror at the suggestion you cut your hair.

...you feel worse for being irritated at your pets than at your housemates; after all, the humans know what they did.



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15 Mar 2012, 2:28 pm

vvvbirds wrote:
lostgirl1986 wrote:
sink instead of swim


that's sad, if you're talking about life...
i do not know how to swim though, AND,
i may sink by societal standards, but I think
i am swimming by Jesus' standards : )
actually i know i am because scripture says
it is impossible to please God without Faith,
and i do have faith, also when we believe in
Jesus, God (who is Jesus, it can get weird),
God, the Father, is pleased as he sees Jesus
when he sees us, who have faith, and God the Father
said to Jesus, this is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased.
: )

hope your day is nice if you're reading this lostgirl and everyone


It was meant as a joke because a lot of aspies can't swim...I can't swim either. I hope I didn't offend anyone. :wink:



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15 Mar 2012, 2:36 pm

lostgirl1986 wrote:
vvvbirds wrote:
lostgirl1986 wrote:
sink instead of swim


that's sad, if you're talking about life...
i do not know how to swim though, AND,
i may sink by societal standards, but I think
i am swimming by Jesus' standards : )
actually i know i am because scripture says
it is impossible to please God without Faith,
and i do have faith, also when we believe in
Jesus, God (who is Jesus, it can get weird),
God, the Father, is pleased as he sees Jesus
when he sees us, who have faith, and God the Father
said to Jesus, this is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased.
: )

hope your day is nice if you're reading this lostgirl and everyone


It was meant as a joke because a lot of aspies can't swim...I can't swim either. I hope I didn't offend anyone. :wink:

Swimming is probably one of my biggest traumas. ^^

I avoid it all the time. I haven't been swimming since 2004. The year I learned to swim. When I was 15.

I never associated swimming or sports with fun. It always requires "effort".


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15 Mar 2012, 2:41 pm

I love swimming!! ! But in my definition, "swimming" is being held up by a flotation device on top of water.


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15 Mar 2012, 3:08 pm

As a young kid I had a real obsession with water and could hold my breath for a long time. At that time we had a swimming pool and I used to scare my mother by deliberately sinking to the bottom and staying there for quite some time.


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16 Mar 2012, 11:39 pm

snpeden wrote:
...you have no idea what mental silence is like.


"I think, therefore I am", after all. :wink:

You know you're an aspie when a song you really like comes on the car radio just as you park and, even if you're running late, you absolutely must sit and listen to it in its entirety before turning off the car and getting out (even if it irritates others.)



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17 Mar 2012, 12:31 am

CanisMajor wrote:
snpeden wrote:
...you have no idea what mental silence is like.


"I think, therefore I am", after all. :wink:

You know you're an aspie when a song you really like comes on the car radio just as you park and, even if you're running late, you absolutely must sit and listen to it in its entirety before turning off the car and getting out (even if it irritates others.)


Haha! I used to always do that when my mom drove me places :)


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17 Mar 2012, 12:37 am

You might be an Aspie if, whenever someone mentions a movie or song, you blurt out what year it was released.

You might be an Aspie if you can remember minute details about a book you just read but have no idea who wrote this book or even what its title is.

You might be an Aspie if you need at least 1 month's notice before any social event.

You might be an Aspie if you've organized all the food in your cupboard according to its expiration date.

You might be an Aspie if you've been eating the same breakfast and lunch for ten years straight.

You might be an Aspie if you bought a broom to sweep your apartment versus using a vacuum.


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17 Mar 2012, 1:51 pm

autism wrote:
if you have dreams of communicating with extraterrestrials and nightmares about chatting with the next-door neighbour.


you've just described me.
you know you're an aspie when you run into your group of friends (and that cat that always following them around) you haven't seen in ages, run to them with your arms wide open, and yell, "oh, how i've missed you, my darling." and hug the cat.
you know you're an aspie when you spend all day long looking at cells under a microscope in the hopes of finding the cure for cancer, and then drive home on your tricycle because you can't handle a bicycle - you keep falling.



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17 Mar 2012, 6:59 pm

You know you're an aspie when...

...your family has a get-together and you immediately go to play with the kids, because you know they'd rather do something that's actually interesting, whereas the adults just want to blah blah blah about each others' lives. (Luckily, the adults love having an automatic babysitter, so you might not get bothered by them. :wink: )

...you understand children better overall, since they're still very curious about the world, they take note of little things, and they want to learn stuff, which you can completely relate to.

(I know those won't work for people who don't like kids. However, I know kids and I both have a fascinated view of the world, which makes them much more interesting than their parents are!)



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18 Mar 2012, 12:44 am

CanisMajor wrote:
You know you're an aspie when...

...people always know what to get you as a gift without having to ask. (Ex: Books, books about your obsession, reference books, a subscription to a magazine like Nat. Geo. or Scientific American, etc.)
People know what to get me, but it's usually so obscure, they often have to ask where to get it and sometimes can't even pronounce it. :lol:



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20 Mar 2012, 7:53 am

You know you're an aspie when...

...you stumble upon an old photo on Facebook of your school class as a kid, and you're the only child not tagged



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20 Mar 2012, 8:11 am

...you keep spinning pots using your hands as a 3 year old and expect them to keep spinning automatically by themselves for a very long time after doing that while it's crystal clear that they won't.

Mom panicked and I got my diagnosis.



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20 Mar 2012, 9:01 am

CanisMajor wrote:
You know you're an aspie when...

...your family has a get-together and you immediately go to play with the kids, because you know they'd rather do something that's actually interesting, whereas the adults just want to blah blah blah about each others' lives. (Luckily, the adults love having an automatic babysitter, so you might not get bothered by them. :wink: )

...you understand children better overall, since they're still very curious about the world, they take note of little things, and they want to learn stuff, which you can completely relate to.

(I know those won't work for people who don't like kids. However, I know kids and I both have a fascinated view of the world, which makes them much more interesting than their parents are!)


And wow I was just thinking about this when I was recalling my conversation with a psychologist.
I agree with 100% of what you said.

You know you're an aspie when...
Your nephew who has been diagnosed officially with AS several times says "You know you might have AS too." :idea:



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20 Mar 2012, 10:29 am

You know you're an aspie when...

You can turn a simple greeting like "what's up?" into an hour long scientific monolog.
I've done this too many times before.