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26 May 2012, 3:26 pm

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-When your teachers have to give you special help thinking inside the box... :?


When the class is given a project to do, and you're the only one that made an original design- everyone else just saw what the teacher's sample project looked like and copied it. :hmph:



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26 May 2012, 4:52 pm

....when seeing the words ''cannot'', ''unable'' and ''unsuccessful'' come up on the internet literally makes you scream (OK this might be normal for everybody because the internet not loading the page you want is so FRUSTRATING!! !)

....when everybody you know have commented to you (in a genuine way) that you have ''a thing about bus-drivers'' (if you're an Aspie with an obsession with bus-drivers). And the only friend who hasn't notice your obsession with bus-drivers is the man who really fancies you because obviously you don't want to tell him that you're after bus-drivers because he might get jealous and stop fancying you, which is not what you want because you crave attention from men (OK, that last bit is quite normal in young females but you know what I mean)

....^^^^When even the bus-drivers themselves have commented on your ''thing about bus-drivers''

:oops: :oops: What am I like???! !! :oops: :oops:


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26 May 2012, 4:56 pm

..you constantly refresh wrongplanet.net to check if you have missed anything the last minute because email notification is down.


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26 May 2012, 10:11 pm

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...it doesn't matter your gender, you hate it when people take forever to say goodbye at parties.


THIS! :wall: I completely and totally agree with.



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26 May 2012, 11:08 pm

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when you get excited thinking about playing with your giant physical therapy band thingy and red graph paper notebook that makes the same noise when the pages are flipped as the rubber band

i am going to go get my notebook now (which has been blank for several years now, only ever used to flip and listen to and feel the weight of..i love my red graph paper notebook....)


You know you're an aspie when you read the above post and go..."OH, graph paper!! !! And sigh longingly...


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27 May 2012, 6:27 pm

Perhaps you should consider dating an aspie Canismajor :wink:


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27 May 2012, 6:34 pm

It's not just clothing every thing eg as a cyclist (cynicism kicking in) when I see those Kool Kats with those deep dish rims* I think it's just an exuse for more advertising space for the manufactures, :roll: it's gross , I wouldn't even consider it unless I where to get a big dicount on those rims , since I'm being an unpaid moving billboard!



*most of which aren't even aerodynamic and make the ride harsher :roll:


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27 May 2012, 6:45 pm

You can never imagine some one would sex you.

And it's for the best you'll just end up having a low opinion of that person because your own opinion of yourself is so so low. :P


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27 May 2012, 7:25 pm

You know you're an aspie when you've lost the remote 8 times within the span of a 30 minute show.



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27 May 2012, 8:04 pm

Your female you have a wp count of 600 and you ask for volunteers on a "Meet UP Thread" her very :D than her :roll: her eyes repeatedly in disbelief You offer your services to her (to late) to keep her amused and entertained I imagine :? , your thanked and than never here from her again.



I think the level of cynicism displayed by her was akin to the Principal asking a student to stay at school and pick up papers while everyone else goes to the "fun park" on a excursion ,

Personally I'd take the paper option watching frightened and dispirited animals preform for peoples amusement on command is not my idea of a good time. :cry:


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27 May 2012, 8:27 pm

Joe90 wrote:
....when seeing the words ''cannot'', ''unable'' and ''unsuccessful'' come up on the internet literally makes you scream (OK this might be normal for everybody because the internet not loading the page you want is so FRUSTRATING!! !)

....when everybody you know have commented to you (in a genuine way) that you have ''a thing about bus-drivers'' (if you're an Aspie with an obsession with bus-drivers). And the only friend who hasn't notice your obsession with bus-drivers is the man who really fancies you because obviously you don't want to tell him that you're after bus-drivers because he might get jealous and stop fancying you, which is not what you want because you crave attention from men (OK, that last bit is quite normal in young females but you know what I mean)

....^^^^When even the bus-drivers themselves have commented on your ''thing about bus-drivers''

:oops: :oops: What am I like???! !! :oops: :oops:


I want (really really ) want to be a bus driver though I'm to scared I'd have another head injury do you know how %^&*Ing scary it is recovering from one?

I've known several bus drivers who have, and they go back to that job , I think no job is worth dying for esp so when the previous one nearly killed you , even if it pays around 30% -40% above the min wage.

Min wage jobe here I come!

After 11 years on a DSP what else is one to do :cry:


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27 May 2012, 9:22 pm

You see men in relationships (particularly so of the aspie sort) and think "what the hell are they trying to achieve" apart for sexing related reasons that is, are their any other ?

What can a women offer that you cant get from porn a pet and a X box ? (the latter you can turn off when you tire of it)


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27 May 2012, 10:21 pm

aspergian_mutant wrote:
amaren wrote:
.. you notice that your desk has been moved 2cm left, but not that your colleague has a new prada bag.

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You know you're an aspie when someone gives you a peice of jewelry and instead of playing with the beads you smell it.


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...You know your an Aspie when you start flapping when all kinds of tones and bells and beepers suddenly go off around you.

...You know your an Aspie when you start flapping when you stop to try and remember what your about to do after being suddenly distracted.
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...You know your an Aspie when what you say seems to make perfect logical since to you but no one else.


You know you're an aspie when the first thing you notice is your repeated three times and you have an insatiable urge to correct this atrocious grammar, all the while ignoring whatever else was in the message.



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28 May 2012, 6:15 pm

You feel bored and stupid in the company of people and when you have atrocious spelling and a relatively low IQ do you know how scary that is?



My guess, these sociable aspies have an IQ of around 140 and can afford to lose 40 or so IQ points.


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28 May 2012, 6:39 pm

You know you're an Aspie when someone tells you a joke and you find it hilarious...but not because you understand the joke :P



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28 May 2012, 7:53 pm

You know you're an aspie when you know which models of buses run on which bus lines, and you can identify which bus to take based solely on the model of bus alone.