You Might be an Aspie if...

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If you are an extremely picky eater and have to have your food just so.

ah that reminds me of this one: If you can't eat food once it touches neighboring food on your plate.

(I can't handle syrup from pancakes bleeding over into my eggs. The eggs are then ruined. And when I have to watch someone mix their corn into their mashed potatoes and gravy it makes my skin crawl with icky feelings!)

I often have things on separate plates and in separate bowls. I don't like it when my Thanksgiving turkey and mashed potatoes are on the same plate, and I can't have waffles and bacon [which I don't actually like] on the same plate either.

^ As a kid I refused to eat mixed salad.
I also like(d) to eat plain bread/noodles/rice with very little added to it, because I knew what I'm getting.

When you have to play football in sports class(as part of the school curriculum) but you suck at it and the other players hate you.
True story.

^^ yep sounds familiar. I would only eat pasta, bread, or rice with butter melted into it, but no other way.

When you know a lot of stuff about something obscure, but can't remember basic math formulas.

I love gluten free noodles, bread, and rice! Yum yum. My favourite toppings are grated goat cheese and tamari sauce.
If you are fascinated by certain things [crystals, rainbows, the moon, ectc].

If you are a member of Wrong Planet and play games in Off The Wall.
True story, right Kuraudo?

Yep!
If you come up with witty or weird games to play that no one else gets.

If you're with a girl, you studied anatomy, and you still don't know where Making Love happens!

I was 17/18 when this happened.

Um...ew. I really don't want to know. EVER. Even the thought of sex disgusts me.

But everybody knows it instinctively, even aspies.
Nobody ever told me about sex and stuff like that, I just figured it out naturally.

YMBAAI you come across as annoying when you try to socialize.

Or you come across as just plain weird when you try to socialize, so you keep to yourself and stay quiet [true story].

Yeah...that's pretty much me...throughout my life! Other times, I'm told to restrain myself through various means (such as pushing my lips together purposefully).

True story here as well.
YMBAAI you got bullied in school, fought back and got punished for it. True story again.