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19 Oct 2015, 9:41 am

Kraftie, I push my lips together when I'm nervous, and stim all the time [even as I type].
If you are so quiet that everything you say in a single day at school could be put on one piece of paper [true story].
Poor Cockroach... :(


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19 Oct 2015, 9:42 am

YMBAAI you post in this thread.


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19 Oct 2015, 9:48 am

If you have a witty sense of humor and constantly have to explain your jokes to people [true story].


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19 Oct 2015, 9:49 am

If you say science jokes to people and they don't understand.


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19 Oct 2015, 9:51 am

If you say fantasy based jokes to people who have never read Lord of The Rings, ectc.


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19 Oct 2015, 9:55 am

If you're not into fantasy or scifi and have never read/watched Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, Game Of Thrones etc.(true story)
If you don't play Candy Crush.(true story)
If you can't stand having a balloon rubbed against the shirt that you are wearing(YIKES, true story!).


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19 Oct 2015, 9:57 am

If you don't like balloons at all because you're afraid they'll pop and make a noise like a gunshot [true story].


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19 Oct 2015, 9:59 am

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If you're with a girl, you studied anatomy, and you still don't know where Making Love happens!

I was 17/18 when this happened.

LOL. For some reason, when I was in my early teens, I believed that a man and woman "made babies" by sitting together on top of a toilet seat.



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19 Oct 2015, 9:59 am

If you're afraid to open a bottle of champagne because of that.


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19 Oct 2015, 10:00 am

If you don't like alcohol at all and have extremely sensitive taste buds.


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19 Oct 2015, 10:03 am

Rocket123 wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
If you're with a girl, you studied anatomy, and you still don't know where Making Love happens!

I was 17/18 when this happened.

LOL. For some reason, when I was in my early teens, I believed that a man and woman "made babies" by sitting together on top of a toilet seat.

The bathroom isn't a comfortable place to do it. :lol:
If you rarely wash and your parents say that you stink.


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19 Oct 2015, 10:04 am

If you smell even when you do wash [true story, unfortunately].


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19 Oct 2015, 10:06 am

Me too. Do aspies have overactive sweat glands? 8O
If you can't make friends no matter what you do.


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19 Oct 2015, 10:09 am

You might be an aspie if you use a Cockroach as a username and avatar :lol:

I hope you don't take offense to that Cockroach96, I mean it well but if you do let me know and I'll delete it.



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19 Oct 2015, 10:09 am

If you have friends but most of them are on this forum except for a couple really close friends [true story].


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19 Oct 2015, 10:12 am

It's great that you, at least, have a couple of close friends--that's cool! Are they Aspies as well?