You Might be an Aspie if...

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If you'd rather pull out your toenails with pliers that sit amongst people talking about the weather or the Kardashians.

If your room is full of controlled chaos.

If you are a master at finding lost objects on the floor because you can't look people in the eye.

you absorb the emotions of others but don't always understand your own.

If you have a lot of empathy but often wonder why people are so weird.

You watch a show about spray insulation being installed improperly and think that's riveting T.V. (True story,best thing I watched yesterday.)

You get upset when you see a typo in a thread title and the thread creator doesn't seem to notice until it's too late to edit, and nobody seems to be bothered by it.

You wonder if you was misdiagnosed because you have no trouble with being tactful with people, which is what 99% of Aspies seem to have trouble with.

If you think about many things that most people don't even consider.

You're fascinated - and perplexed - by oxymorons. Water pill? A pill made of water? A pill to give you water?

Jumbo shrimp, holy war, golden filth, shady light/dark light, and big dwarves. I made a giant [pun!] list of oxymorons. Where the heck did I put it? I think it's somewhere in my intelligent nonsense-filled notebook.

... if you buy new lipsticks only so you can line them up on your bathroom counter after categorizing them by shimmer content, not so you can wear them (because you only wear two colors ever, which one it is depends on season).

If you eat the same thing every day.

If you wear the same clothes every day.

If you have an extremely acute sense of smell and hearing.

If you'd rather put crazy glue in your eyes than listen to a baby crying at the library.