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redrobin62
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06 Nov 2015, 11:18 am

You dread hearing the lunch time bell in high school because it brings out the loud, noisy, rude kids so you have to spend the entire lunch period by yourself in the back of the school in the bleachers.

You walked home the 3 1/2 miles from school every day because all those misbehaving kids were now on the bus.

If a girl approached you and complained that your voice is weird, your style of dress is old and the teacher likes you best because you do your homework in time and you think, "Wow, a girl is talking to me!"

(In my case it'd be a good looking guy but the sentiment is there).


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06 Nov 2015, 11:23 am

If the school bell in general is your nemesis.


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06 Nov 2015, 11:48 am

You might be an aspie if people constantly change their opinion of you from dumb-ass to smart-ass.


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06 Nov 2015, 11:49 am

You might be an aspie if people call you characters from the television that are clearly autistic.


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06 Nov 2015, 11:53 am

redrobin62 wrote:
You dread hearing the lunch time bell in high school because it brings out the loud, noisy, rude kids so you have to spend the entire lunch period by yourself in the back of the school in the bleachers.

You walked home the 3 1/2 miles from school every day because all those misbehaving kids were now on the bus.

If a girl approached you and complained that your voice is weird, your style of dress is old and the teacher likes you best because you do your homework in time and you think, "Wow, a girl is talking to me!"

(In my case it'd be a good looking guy but the sentiment is there).


I've never had people tell me my voice is weird, but I have had people tell me my dress-style is weird.


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06 Nov 2015, 11:53 am

Kuraudo777 wrote:
If you listen to your favourite songs while playing on this forum [totally me!]

Totally me too!


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06 Nov 2015, 3:58 pm

When you're five and hear it's uncool if you are a boy and are friends with girls so you draw pictures of yourself murdering girls in the class.


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06 Nov 2015, 6:46 pm

^^^ Yikes!


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06 Nov 2015, 7:00 pm

You might be an aspie if you arrive in class 10 minutes before everyone else.

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When you're five and hear it's uncool if you are a boy and are friends with girls so you draw pictures of yourself murdering girls in the class.

I drew lightning striking girls and guys with ak47's killing them.


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06 Nov 2015, 7:12 pm

redrobin62 wrote:
^^^ Yikes!


I also threw their shoes in the bin.

It's not like they were/are every nice to me. They would throw my favourite plush toy on the ground and it would get all dirty. :(


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06 Nov 2015, 11:47 pm

Here we go again. A few more.
- If you have a phobia of being late to class. If I start seeing a somewhat empty hall, I start practically RUNNING down the hall. I'm afraid to hear that tardy bell while trying to get to class without a hall pass, which would lead to a big time meltdown.
- You are SEVENTEEN years old and love going to estate, yard, garage and rummage sales as if you were an old lady.
- You don't like to buy old stupid clothes at yard sales - rather, you go for the antiques, the movies and the occasional knickknack or book.



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06 Nov 2015, 11:54 pm

If as a child you will tell the same favorite jokes time and again


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07 Nov 2015, 1:20 am

Rudin wrote:
It's not like they were/are every nice to me. They would throw my favourite plush toy on the ground and it would get all dirty. :(

i brought a plush toy to school once named andy and never got it back. whether it was stolen or i just lost it, it irked me.

(still not over it)

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Kuraudo777 wrote:
If you listen to your favourite songs while playing on this forum [totally me!]

Totally me too!

me three.


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07 Nov 2015, 2:57 pm

If you're lucky enough to live in a state that has county codes on its license plates and see a county abbreviation you don't recognize, so you can't wait to look it up and figure out where the county is located and learn more information about it.



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07 Nov 2015, 3:38 pm

If you sit slumped, head in hands and words fail.


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07 Nov 2015, 4:49 pm

If you are a young adult and your room and bed are full of stuffies. [True story!]


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