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18 Jul 2017, 4:47 pm

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I am pretty rubbish at following written instructions. Tried cooking a meal a few days ago, cut up some ingredients and it said 'mix in a saucepan', I thought that was oddly specific but hey ho, it's what it's telling me to do, so I put a saucepan on the kitchen worktop and start mixing stuff together. Wife walks in and laughs at me, mix in a saucepan means cook apparently, as in turn the heat up under the saucepan so it mixes together while heating.

Why didn't it say that??! ! :lol:


I'm sure there are departments in companies that actually deal with what is written in the instructions OTOH when you see some of the following it does make you wonder , these are actual label instructions on consumer goods.

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On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.



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18 Jul 2017, 5:38 pm

On a gaming cartridge:
Do not immerse in water

On a pool toy:
Not a life saving device

On a pack of peanuts on an airline:
This package contains nuts

In my son's swing set instructions Manuel:
Do not go down slide on feet
Do not go down slide head first
Do not go down slide backwards
Feet must be facing forward when going down the slide
Butt must be on slide when going down
Do not swing on the swings on your feet
Do not climb up the slide
(I think all this was for liability because I did all these things when I was a kid)


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18 Jul 2017, 8:55 pm

Have you not had kids be mean to you when you were little? Did they not make snide comments or any remarks about your hair or clothes or how you behaved, etc? Why do you think kids with disabilities are more targeted to bullying or kids who are poor or abused? Kids are mean creatures and adults couldn't careless so they don't say anything while kids do.
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some kids are mean sometimes. some kids are nice sometimes.

some adults are mean sometimes. some adults are nice sometimes.

nobody is completely nice/mean/good/bad. even whether one particular action is nice/mean/good/bad is sometimes subject to interpretation.

adults bully adults too. adults bully children too.

quite frankly though i think that it has more to do with the :ninja: context, laws, and social standards :heart: than the age.

children k-12 have to go to school, until they are old enough to legally dropout. or until they graduate high school.

children are sequestered for the school day. they have to go to school. they do not choose which school. or which instructor. or which class. they do not choose their classmates. they have forced interaction with classmates.

adults, not so much. even when/if adults bully other adults, regular, prolonged interpersonal interaction does not have that many occassions for it to occur. adults bully other adults at work. (fine). but a lot of jobs just involve working in a cubicle without much interpersonal interaction. besides, adults have supervisors that make sure adults do their work. granted, sometimes supervisors bully employees.

but seriously though, i do not think. that adults bully adults less often than children bully children, b/c adults are chronologically older or more emotionally mature. and i think that if society treated children like little adults, children would bully other children less than children bully other children now.



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16 Aug 2017, 6:10 am

League_Girl wrote:
On a gaming cartridge:
Do not immerse in water

On a pool toy:
Not a life saving device

On a pack of peanuts on an airline:
This package contains nuts


In the instructions for my new vacuum cleaner it specifically says not to use it to vacuum up gasoline.


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16 Aug 2017, 6:35 am

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On a pack of peanuts on an airline:
This package contains nuts


That at least is straightforward and definite. The ones I've seen state that they MAY contain nuts. There is doubt? What am I buying here, exactly?


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16 Aug 2017, 7:27 am

^^^ Yes, they MAY contain other things too! Such as unauthorized extra protein...


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16 Aug 2017, 9:12 am

I hate those pharmaceutical ads that list all of the horrible side effects of the medications you're taking for any problem you can name. At best, you don't know if you're getting better or worse; at worst-you could die! May cause nausea, vomiting, alternating episodes of constipation and diarrhea, dizziness, drowsiness and DEATH!

Don't drive or operate machinery until you know how this affects you!

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16 Aug 2017, 11:38 am

Wolfram87 wrote:
League_Girl wrote:


On a pack of peanuts on an airline:
This package contains nuts


That at least is straightforward and definite. The ones I've seen state that they MAY contain nuts. There is doubt? What am I buying here, exactly?
It might say so on chocolate for instance because they make chocolate with and without nuts, and using the same machinery, and they can't guarantee 100% that there can't be any trace of nut in chocolate that should be nut-free. A slight trace is enough for those with severe allergies, so they're making sure there is a warning on it so people know.


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16 Aug 2017, 12:47 pm

And on something that isn't explicitly a bag of nuts, that would make sense. (also, peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts. There, I pointdextered myself.)


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16 Aug 2017, 1:58 pm

Wolfram87 wrote:
And on something that isn't explicitly a bag of nuts, that would make sense.
oh lol you meant on nuts?! Nuts may contain nuts? :lol: That is over kill lol
Wolfram87 wrote:
And on something that isn't explicitly a bag of nuts, that would make sense. (also, peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts. There, I pointdextered myself.)
there ya go :P


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16 Aug 2017, 2:20 pm

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In the instructions for my new vacuum cleaner it specifically says not to use it to vacuum up gasoline.


This makes me want to try that one.


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16 Aug 2017, 2:25 pm

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16 Aug 2017, 2:37 pm

They don't even know from which side of the Pacific it comes from? :?


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16 Aug 2017, 6:43 pm

^ Well, it's easy to get them confused, you know! Just wait to you see their hazel nuts; they're either from Tasmania or Iceland :lol:


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16 Aug 2017, 6:48 pm

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^^^ Yes, they MAY contain other things too! Such as unauthorized extra protein...


Ewwwww!


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