Biscuitman wrote:
I am pretty rubbish at following written instructions. Tried cooking a meal a few days ago, cut up some ingredients and it said 'mix in a saucepan', I thought that was oddly specific but hey ho, it's what it's telling me to do, so I put a saucepan on the kitchen worktop and start mixing stuff together. Wife walks in and laughs at me, mix in a saucepan means cook apparently, as in turn the heat up under the saucepan so it mixes together while heating.
Why didn't it say that??! !
I'm sure there are departments in companies that actually deal with what is written in the instructions OTOH when you see some of the following it does make you wonder , these are actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestions: Defrost.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
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