You Might be an Aspie if...

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I don't know what that pic has to do with "you might be an aspie...", but it sure is...curious.

So those walnuts may come from EITHER the USA, or from China.

And...those walnuts may have traces of....nuts?

So those walnuts might actually be contaminated with...walnuts?????

SHOCKING!

We once had some pistachio nuts that contained some "unauthorized extra protein"-WORMS! We had "pistachio nut flies" buzzing around for a year afterward.

You do surveys you see online, such as "Are You An Empath?" or "What Breed of Cat Are You?"

You love something with all your heart so much nobody can take it away from you. Mine is AGT

You casually intrude on a group of people to ask if they've been talking about whale poop.

You read a sentence about whale poop and instantly think about whale vomit and how it's used for perfume

You read a sentance about whale vomit being used for perfume and instantly think, Is it whale vomit or whale constipation that is used in perfume? Or both?

touché it's both

If someone accuses you of "Talking trash", and you wonder "what's wrong with confronting the global solid waste disposal problem?".

StampySquiddyFan,

I can identify what that! My greatest passion is animals, particularly cats and nothing could ever change that. I am also passionate about my favorite tennis players and love taking tennis lessons more and more each week as my skills improve.

If you are obsessed with lime green, have a lime green jacket & get freaked out if your boot laces don't match.

You have zero or only several friends

Others frequently laugh loudly at you

You are a software engineer

You are chronically unemployed

You like doing the same thing every day

You feel really uneasy when someone has their shirt on inside out and you can see their tag right there. You wonder how they can be so careless when putting on their shirt or how they never noticed it was inside out or why they didn't just change it back the right way when they had the chance.

..you are so careless and absent-minded that you often make mistakes like these and you feel bad and embarrassed about this fact later on.

You make stupid mistakes that make you embarrassed even years later when you recall them.

You go to a family gathering and just sit there like a weirdo because you don't know what to say and you would rather just watch TV.