LancetChick wrote:
. . . carefully planned instructions are my comfort zone, because I don't multi-task effectively at all. I change recipes all the time, but I do it ahead, and write everything down in steps so that I can focus on just one thing at a time. I avoid putting together a lot of last-minute attention-sucking things like sauteing a veggie AND a piece of meat AND minding a sauce, and don't even think about asking me to boil pasta to perfection while all that is going on, although I've gotten pretty good at doing two things at once. Also, I must absolutely prep everything and have all my ingredients at hand before I start, since prepping things on the fly is too much to concentrate on, not to mention unnecessary. People tell me I look like I'm doing a cooking show because I have neat little dishes of all my ingredients right at hand.
Um, did I write this somewhere, and you copied and re-posted it here? I swear I could have written this myself! ROFL at the neat little rows of prepped ingredients - I do that ALL the time. Everything from the main ingredient, to every single spice, all arranged in
exactly the order the recipe calls for. NO the peppers, onions and mushrooms CAN'T be in one bowl, even though they all go in at the same time!

That would be madness!
Madness, I tell you!
LancetChick wrote:
Cooking with other people is the only thing I really like doing with others. I suppose it's because I'm busy and don't need to say much. And I really do like to cook with other people.
No! Nononono. NO!

I can absolutely NOT coordinate with another person on one dish. I tend to be quite obsessive when I'm cooking, and will micro-manage you till you cry. The garlic isn't fine enough, the celery is
too fine, I need a sixteenth of a cup more onions (in French Onion soup, or something else that calls for, like 2 1/2 cups already) . . .
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T PEEL THE TOMATOES FIRST?!?!?!?!?

:x:x:x If you're working on the salad while I'm working on the main meal, that's fine, but unless you are working on something TOTALLY separate, do not try to work in my kitchen with me! Yes, I am a kitchen Diva.
LancetChick wrote:
But not eat with them. No no no. I can't handle table conversation. When I was married (to a Middle Eastern guy) I would cook, and then go out on the patio to daydream while everyone else ate. They probably thought it was weird at first, but they got used to it.
I can't get away with that, if it's a sit down dinner. I wish I could, but my BF would painfully remove very personal parts of my anatomy if I tried.

But, if it's buffet-style, I often end up on the front porch when everybody else is out back.