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Spazzergasm
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10 Aug 2010, 4:00 am

No!



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10 Aug 2010, 4:17 am

I have MEAT :twisted:


I know how much you like it :wink:



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10 Aug 2010, 6:23 am

Not your meat!



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10 Aug 2010, 6:26 am

Keith wrote:
I have MEAT :twisted:


I know how much you like it :wink:


:lmao: :lmao:


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10 Aug 2010, 6:52 am

Strange conversation. Do you see what Keith is doing here?! 8O :evil: :o



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10 Aug 2010, 7:47 am

Spazzergasm wrote:
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I have a condom. Should I give it to my mother?


Why do you have a condom? You know you ain't getting some. :P

Just kidding. ;)


Why I happen to have a condom at the moment is none of your business. :wink:


Possible reasons:
1) curiosity
2) practising applying
3) toy - (kids would fill them up like water balloons)
4) seriously might get into a "hot" situation where one would be needed

The girls/women (whatever you call them by) I have been with were clueless as to how to put one on. There was only one that knew how, it's good when it's applied by someone else. But ideally, both should have one.



That's ridiculous. It's not exactly like they're difficult to use. XD


The only part that I can see not being totally intuitive/obvious is squeezing the reservoir when you put it on to prevent an air pocket forming, apart from that, assuming you know how that tab A goes into slot B, it's just logical.

but anyway :P
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My 14 year old son, who has AS, has always memorised and used movie quotes in real life conversations and situations.


I use song quotes in conversations.


me too, in fact I suspect song, tv and film quotes will be providing me with a fair amount of material to use with my new girlfriend. This should be interesting, since she's seen most of the same films and tv shows I have and will probably recognise many of them :P


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10 Aug 2010, 8:32 am

I usually have a hard time saying the I love you while meaning it and whenever I do say it is usually in a joke form because I´m somehow afraid someone will laugh if I say it properly.

I´m trying to improve at this because from time to time people think I´m making fun of them because I´m saying "the l word" while joking.


I also find it hard to say I love you back whenever someone says I love you but I can deal with it since it doesn´t happen that many times.



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10 Aug 2010, 10:39 am

Spazzergasm wrote:
Strange conversation. Do you see what Keith is doing here?! 8O :evil: :o


What? What is it that I am doing ;)



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10 Aug 2010, 10:47 am

I've only ever said it to my significant other, and that's only been 2 people. I feel uncomfortable saying it to my family.


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10 Aug 2010, 11:58 am

Keith wrote:
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Strange conversation. Do you see what Keith is doing here?! 8O :evil: :o


What? What is it that I am doing ;)


Nevermind!



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10 Aug 2010, 1:44 pm

So last night Significant wife says [not even "I love you", but a phrase of tenderness I cannot quite comfortably reproduce. I have two choices - either accept in silence, or say something to reduce the emotive level. Unfortunately, the mouth took over before the head thought.

She knows my ways and has her own [CANNOT accept an approach to offer consolation when upset], but it takes a while to return to equi.librium.

I can be flip or I can be analytic - if I talk emotion twice a year it is stretching it, which has NOTHING to do with how I feel ablout her.



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10 Aug 2010, 7:26 pm

I have pretty much never said it. My parents have told me stories of them trying to get me to say it to them when I was little but they said I would turn my head close my eyes then hold my breath until they left me alone. I guess it broke their hearts. They always thought they did something wrong when raising me. Getting my Aspergers diagnosis yesterday at least it gave them a sense of relief it was not something they said or did to make me weird.


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13 Aug 2010, 8:18 am

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Not your meat!


This is off topic, but I was wondering, how do you do that MEAT MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, at the bottom of your reply?



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13 Aug 2010, 9:38 am

PHISHA51 wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
Not your meat!


This is off topic, but I was wondering, how do you do that MEAT MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, at the bottom of your reply?


It's a Signature. Click on "My Account" at the top right side of the screen then click on "Edit Profile" then add a Signature. Don't forget to tick the box "Attach signature" below before you submit a post.


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13 Aug 2010, 11:07 am

luvmyaspie wrote:
PHISHA51 wrote:
Spazzergasm wrote:
Not your meat!


This is off topic, but I was wondering, how do you do that MEAT MEAT, MEAT, MEAT, at the bottom of your reply?


It's a Signature. Click on "My Account" at the top right side of the screen then click on "Edit Profile" then add a Signature. Don't forget to tick the box "Attach signature" below before you submit a post.


Thanks :)


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13 Aug 2010, 11:17 am

I only ever say it in joking, unless it's being directed towards my husband and children. I've never even been comfortable saying it to my mom or siblings. It's too intimate when said seriously.


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