26 Sep 2010, 7:29 am
Pistonhead wrote:
Yay for avoiding women trouble!
I love women trouble. I pay for it whenever I can afford it.
26 Sep 2010, 12:39 pm
that is unfair on the child 
26 Sep 2010, 3:28 pm
auntblabby wrote:
Invader wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
Invader wrote:
If they're so resentful and bitter about it that have to make such comments then they obviously don't want to be alone, no matter how much they try to persuade themselves otherwise, and should get off their behinds and try to do something about their lives instead of whining about women being the way that they're supposed to be. 
yet more horatio alger? jeez louise
What? I'm not even going to pretend to know what that means, nor look it up. I assume you're negatively categorizing what I've said just so that you don't have to formulate a reply which explains why I'm wrong, probably because you can't, I guess.
let me detail it for you-
you keep telling the rest of us [who, unlike you, have not been successful in life] that we are not successful simply because we must like being unsuccessful, that we simply don't want success enough, and other insults. this is just cruelty on your part, nothing more. if i liked hearing rightie rot, i'd tune in to their channel. but this is WP and is supposed to be a refuge from mean people who like to put people like me down for not being part of the rightie program. repeating the unlikely tales of ragged dick [horatio alger protagonist] winning out over insuperable odds, is just a big downer for people stuck at rock bottom, and nothing more. you may be a winner in life, but that doesn't mean you have to put down those of us who have failed at life. there is enough cruelty in the world, so why do you have to add to it with your bullying putdowns of those of us not like yourself?
i only tried to give comfort to people who are lonesome, and you have to ruin it. i hope this is a satisfactory result for you. i really should not have fed this one. but i am sick of taking crap from bullies.
Who says you failed auntblabby?
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26 Sep 2010, 10:48 pm
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Who says you failed auntblabby?
hello there nostromo
i failed in life because i have not been able to connect with anybody in any meaningful way. i failed in life because money flees from me. i failed at life because, try as i might, i still manage to be misconstrued and misunderstood in general. i failed at life because success in any area of any worldly consequence eludes me. but i have come to terms with this, and now just await my eventual matriculation into the elysian fields, which [from what i have heard] have a much more enlightened scheme for evaluating success.
26 Sep 2010, 11:31 pm
Hi blabby OK understand.
Your a natural wordsmith though, you'll have to put up with me saying that.
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26 Sep 2010, 11:36 pm
nostromo wrote:
Hi blabby OK understand.
Your a natural wordsmith though, you'll have to put up with me saying that.
OK understand. Your a natural wordsmith though, you'll have to put up with me saying that.
thank you dear
, i appreciate being appreciated 
us good folk need to stick together more often.
27 Sep 2010, 12:37 am
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27 Sep 2010, 12:44 am
bee33 wrote:
At the risk of sounding corny, you haven't failed to bring humor and intelligence to the denizens of Wrong Planet. I always look forward to your posts.
gosh
thank you very much bee33
i feel so loved now
i guess by dint of these warm fuzzies that i am not a total failure. it has been said that "nobody is a total failure, in that they could always serve as a bad example," but i see here that i can serve as a better example at least. thank you all, good people
29 Sep 2010, 12:00 pm
Dappadee wrote:
Your palm will never deceive you.
But it can give you uncomfortable calluses
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29 Sep 2010, 10:57 pm
SmellHole wrote:
Dappadee wrote:
Your palm will never deceive you.
But it can give you uncomfortable calluses
a fleshlight will never develop calluses.
30 Sep 2010, 1:40 am
things are looking up for aspie males 
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30 Sep 2010, 1:42 am
Surfman wrote:
things are looking up for aspie males
if only i could afford one of those headless babes
30 Sep 2010, 3:46 pm
auntblabby wrote:
if only i could afford one of those headless babes
Actually they look quite fit
30 Sep 2010, 7:06 pm
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01 Oct 2010, 12:27 am
nostromo wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
if only i could afford one of those headless babes
Actually they look quite fit
yes- i want one.
01 Oct 2010, 7:14 am
auntblabby wrote:
nostromo wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
if only i could afford one of those headless babes
Actually they look quite fit
yes- i want one.
It is quite amusing that there is a bunch of women discussing childhood masterbation (sic) in one thread, while a bunch of men discuss the desirability of headless, woman-shaped, inanimate dolls in another.
You kind of see why they can't meet in the middle and work out those frustrations together.
