Janissy wrote:
League_Girl wrote:
Wait, The Onion tries to insult people? Is that their whole point in being funny and making fun of everything?
Yes. And they do it well.
After the terrorist attacks of 9/11, the Onion writers were the very first ones to respond with humour. (Literally the first.) They made fun of the terrorists, made excellent jokes about how surprised the terrorists would be to wind up in Hell after assuming they would be in Heaven. They devoted an entire issue of The Onion to mocking the terrorists in Hell.
This is just the latest and I think it was well done, as all their mocking is. Although my all time favorite is the "terrorists in Hell" insults that they did after 9/11.
Ooh! Ooh! You know what would be funnier? Say Osama finally decides to martyr himself instead of letting his minions do the work, so he straps a nuke to his back and blows up [insert infidel city here]. So he finally makes it to heaven and gets his 72 virgins.
Only one problem! You see, he was promised 72 virgins upon dying a martyr's death, right? But nothing ever said they had to be FEMALE, now did they?
...Then again, perhaps this would be worse of an eternity for Fred Phelps, assuming he ever converts to Islam
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