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Dillogic
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02 Apr 2012, 2:27 am

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I will never have the things you all seem to have ,well done, bravo and goodnight

Nothing others have is to be envious of; it's all just the same in the end [and beginning]. Fast cars, money, women [and men], and anything material, it's all just the reversion to childhood gimme games, which society plays in its pen.

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02 Apr 2012, 2:45 am

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aussiebloke wrote:

I will never have the things you all seem to have ,well done, bravo and goodnight

Well, I got what I have the same way everybody else got what they have. And what I have is a husband and kids and a house. I dated a lot, most of them didn't work out, some of them did but I ended up not liking the guy, others were a complete disaster. I found my husband right after I had decided that I wasn't going to fall in love, I didn't want to fall in love, I just wanted to play the field and enjoy myself. Then BAMMO! It hit me. It's as much luck as anything else.

I also didn't know I had AS until a few years ago. I think if I had known it when I was young, I would have given up and said I can't do it because of the AS. I also met some good friends when I was in middle and high school who took me under their wing, saw potential in me, and helped me, pushing me where they needed to even when I got mad, and they made me learn how to function. Without them, I never would have made it either. It's all pure luck, the same as for anybody else.

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02 Apr 2012, 2:52 am

lol you got me. I raged when I read the thread.

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02 Apr 2012, 2:54 am

She posted some really good jokes today. Go look at her thread in the .net discussion where she says she was a moderator. I jumped in on that one and pretended too. We were never mad at each other.

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02 Apr 2012, 3:13 am

I wonder if anyone reported this thread when they fell for it? Fess up.

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02 Apr 2012, 3:42 am

League_Girl wrote:

I wonder if anyone reported this thread when they fell for it? Fess up.

Does it need to be reported, sure they have a word flagging system. Probably an analyst monitoring this forum.

Think they smart enough, to know it's april 1st, or maybe the task force is outside eating they donuts & coffee before they raid, your door in. j/k.

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02 Apr 2012, 3:42 am

Eh, if they did I'm sure the mods sent them a PM telling them it was a joke and to chilld. Alex got in on yours in the other thread, and lots of mods too. Cornflake got on mine and helped me with mine in the computer science and technology forum.

Some people need to just chill and realize that other people have a different sense of humor. Everybody doesn't have to appreciate everyone else's jokes to appreciate the fact that it's a joke and people are enjoying themselves with it.

But, if you do take my advice and send your kid to MIT when he's 12 and Cal Tech after that, I can pretty much guarantee you a cushy and wonderful retirement in that beautiful villa in Naples he can afford to buy you! You better let me come visit too! ;-)

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02 Apr 2012, 6:51 am

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Get him the vaccines on schedle!

Also, buy him lots of computers and get DVD's of The Big Bang Theory.

Plaid pants are a must, as are science and superhero related t-shirts.

Feed him his meals in only one special plate and fork, and get him so that he refuses any other (I actually have my own favorite plate, bowl, glass and utensils that I prefer, but I can use anything - I will use my favorites at home every single time though, and I'll wash them if they are dirty)

When giving him his allowance, have an elaborate system of good points and bad points with numerical value that relate to how much money he gets and have a very advance algabraic equation that he has to use to work out the amount before you give it to him. When he's older, say 5 or 6, switch to something harder like calculus.

Send him to math camp, starting now.

Even if his vision is 20/20, get him glasses. Preferably like Spencer Reid on Criminal Minds.

No social interaction at all. Do not let him have friends over, go to their houses, or talk on the phone. Tell him they won't like him anyway, so why bother.

Push the teachers to give him an incredably hard course load so that he graduates high school when he's 12. Send him to MIT. Then after he graduates there, send him to Cal Tech.

Forget Disney World for vacations. Take him to CERN.

Thats all I can think of off the top of my head.

Good luck!!

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02 Apr 2012, 10:01 am

I thought you guys (League_Girl and OliveOilMom) were actually mad at each other!

So, were you in it all along, OliveOilMom?

The fact that I fell it is funny!

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02 Apr 2012, 1:33 pm

OliveOilMom wrote:

You've still got "moderator" on your name. Oh no! They are going to suck you in and make you do it! ;-)

The tag is gone, at least alex acted quick on removing it this day.

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02 Apr 2012, 1:36 pm

TechnoDog wrote:

League_Girl wrote:

I wonder if anyone reported this thread when they fell for it? Fess up.

You be surprised how members often report threads they don't like or bothers them. People do the same with posts too because they can't tell the difference between personal attacks and opinions. I am sure it happens here too. I have heard it has. Even I have reported a thread here once when I thought someone here was trolling.

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