Humour in the spectrum.

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I relate to much of what has already been said in this thread. I have a dry, sarcastic, deadpan sense of humor. Some have described me as witty. Often my humor consists mostly of me pointing out the obvious truth that everyone else seems to leave unsaid. I am easily amused by many things. The world is so absurd!

I have also often been met with blank stares, or people who are offended because they don't realize I was joking. When I was younger some people even called me mean.

these two besotted bums were sitting on a park bench one day, and one of the bums smells a nasty smell, so he asks his buddy next to him, "hey man, did you crap your pants or something? it smells like dookie here!" and the buddy says, "no, I did not crap my pants." the smell persists and so the first fella again asks his buddy, "are you SURE you didn't crap your pants?" to which his buddy says, "of COURSE I didn't crap my pants, what do you take me for, anyways?!" finally the smell becomes intolerable so the first fella says to his buddy, "PROVE to me you didn't crap your pants!" so his buddy drops his pants only to find they are full of dookie, at which sight the first guy says "I thought you said you didn't crap your pants!" to which his buddy retorted, "I thought you meant TODAY."

I do a lot of laughing at my own jokes.

I went to the halloween store with my mom and there were some riddler hats there for sale. Those green bowler hats with the question mark on them. I grabbed one of them from the rack, put it on top of my head and said, "Do I look questionable?" She laughed and I felt great accomplishment in that moment.

Do Asd'ers laugh at Married with Children

Without MWC their would be no Simpsons, it was quite a daring program in IT'S time of sacarine rubbish like the Cosby show or "Growing Pains'

married with children left me cold as a stone. but jay leno and pete barbutti make me laugh like a fool.

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I agree it's just MWC has a great deal of wit and social commentary under that crude in your face humour , it kinda reminds me of British sitcoms of the 60''s to early 80's

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well the Simpsons show Homer etc watching it I thought it was hilarious Ned "accidently" watched it and laughed and he thought he was going to hell!. It's nice Uncle Rupert will accept humour at his expense.

I keep telling my gp I don't have one yet he says I do

I'm immature enough to still find this amusing, about a year after I first heard it:

A guy went walking into a bar and he saw a man sitting there watching a tiny little man playing the piano on a table. The guy asked the man where he got it from and the man told him that there was a genie at the back of the bar that will grant you any wish you want. So the guy goes to the back of the bar and, sure enough, there's a genie. He asks the genie for a million bucks and out of nowhere a million DUCKS appear. Miffed, the guy goes out and asks the man, 'What's the deal? I asked the genie for a million bucks and I got a million ducks'. 'Oh yeah,' said the man, 'He's hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?'.