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22 Nov 2021, 6:42 am

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Highly desirable, or....the thieves are stealing from the wrong guy. And are selling the goods under false pretenses.

Which means that they are guilty of committing...male fraud! Lol!


Normally, sperm banks don't just take anyone's sperm. They want the best of the best. But one time, a local sperm bank had a power outage and lost all their stock. Desperate for sperm, they put up a sign: SPERM WANTED, COME AS YOU ARE.

There was a really long line around the block comprised of all sorts of men. Not the types who'd ordinarily be giving sperm. I got in line, too. A woman then got in line behind me.

I said, "Ma'am, I think you're confused. This is the line for DONATING sperm."

She looked at me, dropped her jaw to show me the contents of her mouth, and started gargling.



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22 Nov 2021, 8:35 am

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22 Nov 2021, 4:27 pm

Love this thread. Haha.



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22 Nov 2021, 4:55 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
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Uh, guys?  The OP may have skipped a dose or two.  So be patient with him, okay?
LOL!!
I am being serious.
Oh I believe that you are. I just found your words funny.
What do you mean by "funny"?  Do you mean the way I talk?  What?  Funny how?  What's funny about it?  You mean, let me understand this because, you know maybe it is me, I am a little effed up maybe, huh?  But I'm funny how; I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, like I am here to amuse you?  What do you mean funny, funny how?  How am I funny?  You said I am funny.  How am I funny, what is so funny about me?  Tell me, tell me what is so funny?
No, it's not you at all. I think they stirred up an association in me. The actual words themselves stirred up a specific memory from my life and that memory had a hilarious context so I couldn't help but laugh. I just posted that because that's how I responded, kind of like a kneejerk response. I didn't think anyone would make a big deal of it. When I am on the forum, I treat it kind of like a non-verbal equivalent of just hanging out together so as I laughed out loud, I posted it just like if we had been hanging out in person you would have heard me laugh. That's all it was. Nothing more.
Fnord is quoting Joe Pesci in "Goodfellas".
More like 'paraphrasing'; but, yeah.



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22 Nov 2021, 5:30 pm

Ive told the OP to contact a shrink ...several times, on this thread.

But...maybe he should talk to a contract lawyer. Get these folks who are "milking" him to give him a piece of the monetary action!

you're already a "he b***h" so you oughta get some $ for it!