The inside of your dining room buffet contains:
Childhood crafts and memoranda
Sentimental dishes
About 10 pieces of cookware you've never used
Adult colouring books
Wax crayons and coloured pencils (two shoeboxes full)
An electric pencil sharpener
Actually two ^
No pencils
Charcoal for sketching
A three-hole punch
A glue gun in a melted bag, but you can't find the glue
Assorted office supplies
Batteries
A bag of silica and rice for wet phone emergencies
A turkey platter
CDs for installing Windows 1998 to your work computer from 1998
Random electronic cables that you can't identify
Gift wrap and gift bags
About 20 full-sized lightbulbs you'll never use
A 3" stack of ancestry papers, mostly duplicates
Your pets' medical records (no specific order for four pets)
A cake stand
A cupcake holder thing with a lid
and
The bonnet your nan knit when you were born
^ You do have an office desk elsewhere but that's full of photo albums
^ And you have an art studio area elsewhere but that's full of hockey equipment
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Beatles