I take pride in my ability to pilot my Jeep with skill and precision; I rather enjoy scenic drives, and will often drive down a lonely road just to see where it leads.
I do tend to make my passenger's terribly nervous though; I like driving fast, and I'm infamous for being able to get within an inch or so of other cars and obstacles. Recently I gave a few co-workers a ride back from a meeting in another building; the fellow who happened to be in the front passenger seat grabbed the jesus bar and spouted a very loud, "Jesus Christ!!" as I whipped the Jeep neatly into a compact spot between two non-compact cars. I just looked at him and innocently asked, "What?"
I hate having to share the roads with other drivers though, hate stop and go traffic, and hate stupidly designed roadways. I often get very frustrated and annoyed any time I need to drive in Seattle; generally speaking, I am of the very strong belief that the civil engineers who designed the Seattle roadways were low-grade morons who must have flunked the engineering college entrance exams.
I keep telling people that I'm going to get a PA system for my Jeep just so I can yell at people; I wonder how many people are going to be surprised when I actually get around do doing that?. I also want a Dixie air horn, just to be extra obnoxious.
Happily, I live in Issaquah, and my commute to work takes me to Redmond; it is a pleasant, scenic drive the whole way, even if traffic gets a bit choked sometimes.
I cannot do public transit; I have been known to yell at people for sitting next to me such that they come in contact with me.
Good fortune,
- Icarus wants to be a stunt driver...
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