I have changed my avater and replaced it with this new one which isnt quite as morbid as it seems.
It is Death, but it's the Death of the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett.
Discworld is a fantasy world, but is people not with heroes and evil madmen, but by real people who gripe about the weather.
in homage of Shakespare and Macbeth:
Quote:
"In the middle of this elemental storm a fire gleamed among the dripping furze bushes like the madness in a weasel's eye. It illuminated three hunched figures. As the cauldron bubbled an eldritch voice shreiked: 'When shall we three meet again?
There was a pause.
Finally another voice in far more ordinary tones: 'Well, I can do next Tuesday.' (Wyrd Sisters)
I love these books which are the funniest books on the planet and have a lot of characters who have Aspie traits.
There is "Leonard of Qurim", obviously based on Da Vinci. Loenard has the kind of mind that attracts the raw particles of inspiration which fly through the universe. He is an inventer, writer, artist and all round genius.
Its said that the invention of the internal combustion engine has been held up on the Discworld for many years as he can't work out how to make the dice fluffy.
Leonard has been obstensibly held prisoner for many years by the Patrician, the ruler of Ankh-Morpork. Although:
Quote:
"Not that the man was a prisoner, except by dull, humdrum standards. He appeared rather grateful to be confined in this light airy attic with as much wood, paper, sticks of charcoal and paint as he he desired and no rent or food bills to pay.
In any case, you couldn't really imprison someone like Loenard of Quirm. The most you could do is lock up his body. The gods alone knew where his mind went." (Jingo)
After an enforced trip to the outiside world Leonard upon reaching his attic thinks:
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"So that was the world, was it? Clearly a mad place, with madmen in it." (Jingo)
and promptly locks himself in.
The Unseen University, a magical university, has more than its fair share of "aspie-like" members.
There is Ponder Stibbons and the students of the "High Energy Magic" department (HEM) who often spend all night working of the Disc's first "thinking machine" called HEX. A wonderful device that seems to need the small mouse that has built its nest in the working in order to work, and does occasionally need to be "rebooted" (which involves prodding it gently with the foot "in a technical way").
The Librarian of the University (one of almost everyones favourites), displays an almost fanatical devotion to his books, although its sometimes hard to tell as all he says is "ook". But what else would an orangutang say?.(It is a magical library, with magical books and, well, accidents happen.)
The Bursar of the University can manipulate numbers in his head, beyond imagination, unfortunatly, thanks to some "robust" treatment by the current Archchancellor, (A big and boistrous man who feels everyone should get out more for plenty of fresh air), the Bursar now only occasionaly visits reality and has to keep taking the dried frog pills, (cutting edge medicine for discworld).
But Death is my favourite. He as a major character in many of the books, and always "TALKS LIKE THIS." Merely a professional doing his Duty of making sure that life ends at an appointed time, it is clear that, in some undefinable way he is on our side.
Being a traditionalist he, of course, appears a a seven ft tall skeleton with flowing black cloak and scythe, though most people he meets simply refuse to believe their eyes so don't recognise him.
He attempts to imitate humanity but always seems to get it wrong.
During a breif break from his work, he finds himself at a party, (though of course no one realises exactly who he is), and gets involved in a conga line and a conversation with another guest.
Quote:
"WHAT IS THIS FUN?
'This is!'
TO KICK VIGOROUSLY IS FUN?
'Well, part of the fun. Kick!'
TO HEAR LOUD MUSIC IN HOT ROOMS IS FUN?
'Possibly.'
HOW IS THIS FUN MANIFEST?
'Well, it - look, either yo're having fun or you're not, you don't have to ask me, you just know, all right? How did you get in here anyway?' he added. 'Are you a friend of the Patrician?'
LET US SAY, HE PUTS BUSINESS MY WAY. I FELT I OUGHT TO LEARN SOMETHING OF HUMAN PLEASURES.
'Sounds like you've got a long way to go.'" (Mort)
At over 30 books and counting, discworld should be able to keep anyone entertatind for a few hours at least.
Try them, you'll laugh.
(ok some of the earlier ones are a bit sparse, but something like "Feet of Clay", has more plot than Dickens.)