I keep up with the news via various online sources. I "watch" the news on tv by turning on my bedroom tv and setting the sleep timer...
I have been living off grid off and on all summer with spotty internet/4G service... So I have not been up to date with the news...
Had an unfortunate run in with the RCMP (Super lame throwback police) because I dont have ready access to the news.. an amber alert went up over the abduction of a little girl and the murder of her father.. the get away vehicle the perp used was a white van.. just so happens that I drive about in a huge white van... here I am, 30 miles into the bush and mountains, 5000+ feet up off the forestry service road.. I have to use a 12 volt cell phone signal booster just to make a call or post here.. I am ISOLATED!! ! and here come the RCMP.. in the middle of the night.. zero light except his headlights... I cannot even tell who or what just pulled up... just lights and a voice from the darkness..
Cop: "Your van was seen leaving Blairmore!"
Me: "No it wasnt, I was in Cranbrook at the vets all day, who are you and what do you want?"
Cop: "Yes your van was seen leaving Blairmore, the scene of a murder and child abduction"
By this time I have figured him to be a cop or a person of authority, though he has failed to identify himself to this point..
Me "I was in Cranbrook and here. I have receipts and video...." He cuts me off
Cop: " Dont you watch the news?!?!? You have got to be the most ignorant person I have ever met!!"
yeah, super nice guy, would be a shame for him to fall into a bottomless hole... I thought quietly to myself..
The rest of the encounter went downhill from there, I barely managed not to get myself arrested...
I quit trying to empathize with him and the situation the moment he straight up accused "The van" of being somewhere it wasn't..
Cop: "Dont you care that a little girl was abducted?!?! WTF is wrong with you?!?!?"
Me: yeah I was still reeling from the onset of the encounter, full F*CK YOU mode.. straight into shutdown
My lesson here: Listen to the news while driving a white van?!?!?
Feel bad that I mangled that encounter, but, I am not one to dwell either..
Downside, The girl was found dead, really messed up situation...
Upside, today I found some gold and had a run in with the biggest black bear I have ever seen.
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"Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal"