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01 Dec 2008, 8:23 pm

Pithlet wrote:
Grow a long wispy beard, shave the top of your head (not necessary if already balding) comb the wispy beard over the top of your head to make a very nice beard combover. Ingenius! :lol:


My second husband, who clearly had Asperger Syndrome, said "If people think you're crazy, they won't f*** with you".

Maybe shaving your head and wearing mascara?

Again, talk enthusiastically and insistently about abortion, being extremely judgmental and taking the opposite position of the stand of the person you are talking to.



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01 Dec 2008, 8:27 pm

Sorenna wrote:
Don't mess up your health for other people. Seriously. Work out. Be smart. Be moral and kind. THen dress like a homeless person. It works for me. I look like trash most the time, but if I have to I can spiff up.

Other people who are so shallow as to only notice you when you are perfect are not worth your making yourself unhealthy over. Quite the opposite. Be buff and kind and nice under a package of sloppiness. Like the Secret Milionaire. :-)


Sorenna, I used to dress almost like a homeless person, but people treated me like crap. overall, it was a good social experiment that allowed me to learn a lot about human nature, but I ended up feeling emotionally distressed and very distrusful of other people.



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01 Dec 2008, 8:29 pm

I don't think you have to worry to much.



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02 Dec 2008, 11:23 am

For Gods sake, whatever you do, don't scare your face. Not that I care, but I've read that women finds scars quite attractive, must be some neanderthal kind of thing.
Altough I'm not attractive, I know what you talk about. In my younger years I had quite a few girlfriends, but they never lasted long. It allways took a while to find out that I was not on this planet, so I've had some good times. I got sick of this too, so I found out I just have to be a little more cold that I usually am. Just treat them like air, and they dissapear real quickly. I've allways had a problem to tell if girls are interested or not, so in most of my relations girls have picked me up. Ignore them, that's my weapon.


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02 Dec 2008, 11:46 am

Wear a tin-foil hat and stare up at the sky with wide eyed terror...

As soon as you see a woman coming your way, start furiously scratching the front of your pants like you have a burning itch...

Keep the extra weight, but grow an extra foot taller...

Try to overcome your social awkwardness. When introduced or approached and you say something embarrassing (or don't say anything for too long) smile and casually explain, "sorry, I have difficulty talking to people. There's nothing wrong with you, I just don't think in the same way other people do."

Over the years you will get better and better. Just remember, other people's opinions of you, in the bigger picture, don't really matter. If they think you're weird, whoop-dee-do! They're allowed to, and you're allowed to not give a damn.


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02 Dec 2008, 11:57 am

Oddly enough, I'm not exactly sure!



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02 Dec 2008, 12:20 pm

Ever watched Beauty and the Geek? Do the opposite of the guy's makeovers lol. There is often a cute guy in amongst the bunch of nerds who you would never be able to tell is cute cuz he looks like a total nerd until they do the makeover lol.