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impulse94
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04 Oct 2011, 10:51 am

Touch, or even threaten to touch, one's computer screen.

I had this one guy at work who would always just about get there and I would make a noise to object, and he'd say "I wasn't gonna touch it." This after several previous requests not to do it.

So the next time I bit my tongue and sure enough, he left his greasy fingerprint on it.



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04 Oct 2011, 2:22 pm

Tell them they're being a bother even though they're just minding their own business. Then, complain that they don't converse with you enough.



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04 Oct 2011, 2:42 pm

Get in an Aspie's face, even if he or she isn't doing anything wrong.


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04 Oct 2011, 4:36 pm

ask them to hurry and then drum your fingers on the table or tap your foot



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05 Oct 2011, 6:42 pm

Give a long, drawn out, unnecessarily tedious answer to a yes/no question.

Conversely, ask a yes/no question and get upset when the answer is either yes or no.



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05 Oct 2011, 9:03 pm

Say that you won't like them. (as a joke) I just don't know if it was a joke or not!! I feel pretty bad about it and I don't know how to act now towards this person!



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06 Oct 2011, 12:21 am

CrinklyCrustacean wrote:
Tile the floors of their house like this:

http://www.concretestyle.com/RobinsonKitchenFloor111.jpg



Yeah, I see what you mean. No f*****g symmetry at all



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06 Oct 2011, 9:09 am

Play two songs with different tempo at the same time. :x


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06 Oct 2011, 9:11 am

Offer for your autistic adult to move back in with you, even though you've verbally abused them on account of their special interests and obsessive nature, two years ago around this time, just for being the way that they really are.


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06 Oct 2011, 9:14 am

opal wrote:
CrinklyCrustacean wrote:
Tile the floors of their house like this:

http://www.concretestyle.com/RobinsonKitchenFloor111.jpg



Yeah, I see what you mean. No f***ing symmetry at all


Much better to tile it in a pattern like this:

Image


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06 Oct 2011, 12:00 pm

CrinklyCrustacean wrote:
Tile the floors of their house like this:

http://www.concretestyle.com/RobinsonKitchenFloor111.jpg

I actually like that design...



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06 Oct 2011, 4:36 pm

pschristmas wrote:
impulse94 wrote:
--- Ask "Whatcha readin'?"
(I understand you are just trying to make small talk, but you don't really care what I'm reading and it should be a signal that I would like not to be disturbed.)


...then get offended when I wordlessly show you the cover of my book.



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06 Oct 2011, 6:40 pm

opal wrote:
CrinklyCrustacean wrote:
Tile the floors of their house like this:

http://www.concretestyle.com/RobinsonKitchenFloor111.jpg



Yeah, I see what you mean. No f***ing symmetry at all


:shameonyou: :help: :wall: 8O



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06 Oct 2011, 8:24 pm

Tell them what they are thinking, then when they say that they are not thinking that, continue to tell them that they are thinking that!



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07 Oct 2011, 6:49 am

Accidentally pack his toothbrush for your trip. When he becomes distraught over not being able to find it, yell at him for being upset.



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07 Oct 2011, 7:00 am

Be unknowledgeable about third grade topics.

Ask what does that mean every time we use a word that is more than three syllables.


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