You know you're autistic when...

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You know you're autistic when ... you do not notice the difference between sarcastic and literal statements posted on-line.

i'll print this conversation to my gp for evidence 4 my "autistic trial" coming up soon loool

Fnord! She loves me, she really loves me! Panic!! (Joke)

...when people think you're lying because you take an extra second to process before you can answer.

...when people laugh at what you've said even though you were very serious and don't see what was funny.

What about a self diagnosis Galia? (make a Game of Thrones reference )
Are you scaling the wall?

What children's show are you referencing here?

I hate it when that happens.

When people ignore your warnings because you deliver them in a flat monotone voice.

When people blame you for whatever goes wrong because you did not deliver your warning in a more urgent manner.

loooool i'm literally going to pull a Tyrion "I WISH TO CONFESS"



got references always appreciated!



turns out my GP (the horrible one who asked me to "prove" that i need a diagnosis ) didn't send the references and didn't even bother to tell me. I am going to change GP anyway because I am moving address so hopefully I will find someone who's willing to give me a trial. oh well, next time i should make a scene and throw spoons in the air so they take me seriously? i did an initial assessment at my uni that scored high enough so i'm not just running after a diagnosis because I want to be a hip millennial...
(i also waited 8 yrs before going so i just wanna get it over and done with)

^ demand a trial by combat!

When you find that spending any time socializing with NT's or other non Aspies/Autsitc people is very stressful and a waste of time.

When you compile a list of "You know you're autistic when" posts, and can hardly wait until the list grows to 500 entries long.

(16 more to go!)

When something an NT is very interested in is called a "hobby", but when you have an interest in the exact same thing it's called an "obsession".

You talk about your favorite fictional characters as if they were real people and care more about them than you do about *real* people.

You want to learn how to speak and understand the languages of animals fluently but can hardly understand whatever your own species is saying.

You wish you could be a part of society and drop out of it entirely at the same time.

You feel like if one more person mentions how hot/cold/rainy/snowy/sunny/overcast the current weather is, you'll punch them in the face.

You feel like if you hear the word "empathy" one more time you will scream until your vocal chords snap.

A pair of your "good" jeans and a t-shirt is as dressed up as you get. Double points if you're female.

You're female and you "fix" your hair without even looking in a mirror. And "fixing" your hair is running a comb through it once or twice.

You're female and you hate shopping for clothes. The only clothing you and NT women hate shopping for almost equally is a bathing suit. But in your case it's mainly because you want a swimsuit built for someone who actually swims in water. As in spends about 99% of her time at a beach or pool actually swimming.

You're female and about the only time you take a lot of time and effort to apply makeup to your face is at Halloween.

You spend more time picking out the right clothing for your Sims than for yourself.

If you ruled the world, radio stations would all play music from old-school video games or theme songs to retro cartoon shows. Or both.

give us the full list in one, what's this, a marketing strategy? xD

me at work xD