100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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Insult me. (E.g. Call me a "stupid lowlife b***h".)
When I get upset, do one of the following:
1. Call me hypersensitive
2. Say that you're just joking
3. Say that you're stating a fact about me (My pet peeve!)

Be a shopkeeper who I don't know, and while you are serving me, suddenly ask "and how are you feeling today sir"

lock doors(for eating food)
don't feed them (starve to death)
control they're life(control freak)
trap them in the house
tell them to smile and be happy every f*****g time
walk them directly into a window and break it and blame it on them!
jam their fingernail in a door as they try to run out
threat them
interrupt them
bully them
attack them
assault them
rush them
have loud volume on with sports
allow them to get fired from work
harass them
treat them like crap
break their personal items
disrespect them in public!
use them as your personal bank account for free gifts on welfare!

1000's of thing's i can think of!

Tell them that they are too OLD to be autistic [just wait, unless things change it will happen to you]

Start trying to explain me to other people (inaccurately), in my presence, as if I cannot speak for myself

Move things around in their area
Change things without documentation
Driving like a moron
Not following the rules/using the classic "oh well nobody follows the rules" excuse

threaten them when they are having a meltdown.
when know certain smells/noises cause them problems like migraines, cause the smells and make the noises on purpose then tell them "everyone gets headaches."
tell them they are "mentally not all there."

Tell them they can't be autistic because they make eye contact.

Yell in their ear if you want them to murder you

Use the wrong word to describe something when someone knock something off table accidentally told him that they threw it down use a lot of figurative language and then just keep talking small talk and don't even encourage the aspie to engage in the conversation.

Also for me when the kids talk "getto" I have no idea what they're saying and I don't know how they even have the time to evolve their own new language and mannerisms like keeping your pants below your underwear and calling someone's backside a cakey.

Stare at them for a while and then get mad when they don't know how you feel tell them they used to have noticed they were feeling sad or angry/ annoyed with you.

Let them talk about their favorite subject for a while been then ask who they're talking to and then say what they're talking about nobody cares about.

Watch them doing stims and then mimic them.

Ask them what they think about the latest celebrity throwing a hissy fit.

"Wait, but you aren't diagnosed? Let's revisit this when you go see a REAL doctor."

Cut them off and change the subject in the middle of their explanations, just before they get to the point.