100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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My brother's and parents annoy me- and sometimes both of them

Siblings
They take the computer away from me when I'm in the middle of something-
They say I shouldn't be spending all my time on it- I"M A WRITER IS NOT A 2 HOUR A DAY JOB!
Say I'll never.

Parents
Try to get me to talk to them and then scold me for whining. (I don't talk to them because I know they'll say I'm whining)
Mimic me when I have a meltdown then ground me for getting worse.
Say I can't get a job because I'm always whining.
Take writing away. (MAYBE I SHOULD THROW DAD"S KEYS IN THE TRASH ONE DAY AND SEE HOW HAPPY HE IS!)
Fight and then get mad at me when I scream at them.
Demand I be patience after church then yell at me to come downstairs to do whatever they want.

However, this are
Brothers constantly enter my unlocked room without knocking. Then Mom bangs on the door saying she needs my room now- and if I bang on her door, I get grounded.

-Clean up their room or rearrange their items while they're out. They arrive home to find that they have no idea where anything could be.

-They especially hate it when someone talks for them in their presence. This is metaphorically what Autism Speaks does.

I've actually have had an ex-boyfriend practically say those exact words, and now I'm paranoid about being a mother. It crushed me inside and broke my heart. "Such a shame it might be genetic, I wouldn't be able to be with you anyway though." Thanks a lot A**hole.

- Have them tell you what's wrong, and in the middle interrupt and tell them why it's a load of bullsh*t and that they're being stupid. Why let them continue when you're obviously right?

-If female, tell them they're having bad mood swings and they're PMSing when they're upset. That's obviously what's wrong, and it's the right thing to do.

-When in a relationship, Tell them if they don't conform to the rules of an adult in society (I.e. they don't want to go to college for twelve years straight out of high school, they don't want an office job or one that would make them have a panic attack or meltdown every day, they dress like a certain stereotype), they'll never matter or succeed in life and they're dragging the two of you down, and because of that one thing you'll live in poverty FOREVERRRRRRRRRR. Because a perfect life is achievable and completely reasonable, why wouldn't they want that???

-make fun of them when they're trying to push down a freak out or meltdown, they're acting like an idiot and that's what they deserve

-"WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ANYHTING I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU!! !" "HOLY SH*T YOU COMPLAIN ALL THE F*CKING TIME SHUT UP!! !"

-Flip the Godd*mned lights on and off, scream, and jump on said sleeping aspie at three in the morning because you want to go somewhere. *stares intensely at sister*

-Touch them
-Shake them
-Touch them AND shake them
-Touch them, shake them, and giggle and tell them they're cute when they get frustarted or sad or upset or angry or happy or any emotion really because it makes sense.

-Tell that one story that they hate and embarrasses them, it's so funny!! !! ! Bonus points if you make them cry by telling it to someone that holds them in high regard or that they hold dear!

-Mention something about their eating choices. They love your opinion, especially if they've had eating problems in the past that they're still working on getting over. Input is important

-Give them a soul crushing ultimatum that will make them cry in guilt and shame all night

-Give up on the group assignment, they'll do it for you anyway, and then suggest to the rest of the group that since they're so smart, they should be the one to present it

-Do something that annoys them, it's hilarious!

-GET CLOSER, THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY LONELY (o.o) (.owo).
-GET CLOSER ANYWAY (O.O) (.o.o).
-ALWAYS GET CLOSER (OwO)(.Q~Q).

Whatever they are going through, tell them it's normal, it is something we all go through. You just dont know how to handle it.

We were like that too, you just don't understand.

Tell him he has a problem, and you don't know what is wrong with him. When he figures it out, tell him you don't have a problem, and there is nothing wrong.

Try to talk him into liking something that he never will. Constantly!

Find something he doesn't like, and keep doing it.

Call him up, and make plans to go fishing. When he gets there tell him his boat motor is broke, and cannot go until he fixes it.

Oh, god, just the thought of this makes me want to melt down.

Observe that the AS person is not sitting next to anyone else in the room (by choice, I might add) and chastising the other people for not making them feel welcome because doing so would result in them "developing mental problems".

Tell them to smile more

"I bet you're really good at counting cards"

Invite them over for Thanksgiving dinner after they've just explained that they are glad to be able to just stay home alone for one year

Ask them for help on something when they are scurrying past you in the hallway because they are obviously busy trying to finish something else

Wait until the AS person is showering before shouting your important news through the closed bathroom door.

when they don't pick up the phone the first time, call them 20 more times, even though they told you that sometimes they just don't want to talk to anyone. (shout out to my friend )

When they say something that doesn't matter to you, tell them they shouldn't say things if they don't matter to you. Insist that they should be able to just know when something isn't interesting to you.

insist that they are totally normal whenever they try to talk about how they feel different from others. Later, tell them they are extremely weird

I can relate

Insist they do not have Aspergers yet incessantly nag about said person not looking you in the eyes and tell them to stop talking about Sherlock.
Actually, I find this somewhat amusing.

Tell them to hurry up and get ready to go somewhere, and then proceed to make them wait 20 minutes while you finish getting ready so then the person with aspergers has to stand there and wait in that uncomfortable state of wondering if its best to sit down and chill for a minute or stand there and wait, waiting feels sort of like anxiety...except not as doomful just more annoying.

Also tell the person with aspergers how they take too long to get ready or are being too slow while regularly making them wait. Admittedly I can be quite slow at things but some people are unaware that they are to.

Tell them to their face. Gloat to the Aspie about how said Aspie has no empathy or soul, how emotions don't even compute for them. Tell them they have no humanity whatsoever and are lesser human beings.

Do this while you have a bunch of your football buddies surround the Aspie.

Complain when said Aspie completely and utterly beats the living mad mother████ing ████ out of you for said comments.

The above was based on a true story, by the way.

Touch them, when they don't expect it, install super bright florescent lights that "humm" loudly ,be very extroverted, always invite them to parties, Invite them to Autism Speaks events, constantly change your look, and the time of day you do things, force them into eye staring contests.

I can do the eye staring contest. I just think about winning, and look at everything all at once, without focus. Everything gets a little blurry. . Havnt done it since I was a kid.

Telling them they aren't autistic/have AS just because of how they act.

I run into this alllll the time. =.=

Since all us aspies are different... why is this annoying? How else do I get the information I want to know out of someone?

Overall, very funny thread - I relate to many, many of these annoyances! LOL