Roxas_XIII wrote:
Janissy wrote:
League_Girl wrote:
Wait, The Onion tries to insult people? Is that their whole point in being funny and making fun of everything?
Yes. And they do it well.
After the terrorist attacks of 9/11, the Onion writers were the very first ones to respond with humour. (Literally the first.) They made fun of the terrorists, made excellent jokes about how surprised the terrorists would be to wind up in Hell after assuming they would be in Heaven. They devoted an entire issue of The Onion to mocking the terrorists in Hell.
This is just the latest and I think it was well done, as all their mocking is. Although my all time favorite is the "terrorists in Hell" insults that they did after 9/11.
Ooh! Ooh! You know what would be funnier? Say Osama finally decides to martyr himself instead of letting his minions do the work, so he straps a nuke to his back and blows up [insert infidel city here]. So he finally makes it to heaven and gets his 72 virgins.
Only one problem! You see, he was promised 72 virgins upon dying a martyr's death, right? But nothing ever said they had to be FEMALE, now did they?
In the comic-book series
Wormwood (basic plot throughline - the Antichrist, son of Satan, is on Earth, but realizes he likes the place and doesn't
want to start Armageddon; besides, turns out the current incarnation of Christ is a good friend of his), the main characters undertake a trip through Heaven and Hell in an effort to stop the coming war. While going through Heaven, they find that if you think that's where you're going, that's where you go, all right - but God has a sense of humor. They run across one of the 9/11 terrorists, who is living in despair with his 72 virgins - all under the age of 10 months. (Nobody ever said how
old they were going to be, either, and in Heaven nobody ever ages...) He's going insane trying to keep up with bottles and diapers.
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