MollyTroubletail wrote:
I propose a new category: Fuschia Children.
Fuschia Children are those whose personality traits and history are just like mine, give or take a little. I am the poster Fuschia Child, a template for all the others to come. The cause of these personality traits is that I come from an alternate, but "higher" dimension, say the twenty-fourth dimension to be exact. The twenty-fourth dimension is populated by beings who, though appearing to be somewhat dysfunctional humans, are actually more highly evolved beings. Therefore I am the founding member of a superior race, a race of Fuschias. We will soon take over the Earth and displace you mere humans and Indigos.
Please do not mock my theory, because that would make you narrow-minded. I have the right to label myself more highly-evolved than all the rest of you and it is rude to contradict me. It also has the handy side-effect of making all my supposedly dysfunctional traits become superior ones that you simply do not understand because of your spiritual limitations. No wonder I've never gotten along with any of you: you're beneath me.
So, all of you who have no friends, do not despair of it: it's a symptom of being Fuschia, like me, and indicates a special overly-evolved perfection in your personality. We Fuschias herald the coming of the New Age!
Ha, you Fuschia's think you're so superior. Well I am not only from the oldest civilization from the Universe before the Big Bang but the one before that and my Universe actually caused the Big Bang for this primitive Universe. We are from the 30th dimension. Not only are we invisible we are above invisible. Far more than vibrating strings. We are so invisible that we are the strands in the string. Thus we are more superior than your mere 24th dimension.
We know everything and find survival quite boring now. We are so ancient and intelligent that we have no need for a name.
For entertainment we will destroy the Earth at an undisclosed time.