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13 Jun 2014, 4:36 pm

LupaLuna wrote:

It looks like mezzanotte finally "doved" into a new avatar. that good because his other one a real violent violation.

Yes, I hope the new one won't ruffle anyone's feathers!

Today, I found my puppy chewing and slobbering on my copy of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, and I had to return it to the library! The book was all bent out of shape... and I was too. I mastiff used every trick in the book to straighten it out again, and in the end, my dogged determination paid off. But the cover still looked kinda ruff.... and some of the pages were dog-eared, too. Thankfully the lady at the library didn't unleash her fury on me... she isn't one to judge a book by its cover, though I'm sure she has her pet peeves. She had her paws all over a copy of Pride and Prejudice when I trotted in. That's quite a tail.. I said, eyeing her book. Yes, she said in her husky voice, I'm a proud fan, but I hear nymphs are prejudiced against it... the satire chases them off. I stared at her like she'd completely lost her chain, barked out a small laugh, and then high-tailed it out the door.

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13 Jun 2014, 5:41 pm

yep.

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13 Jun 2014, 7:34 pm

Where are dyslexic Yorkshiremen most ilkley to come from?

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14 Jun 2014, 8:42 pm

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14 Jun 2014, 11:00 pm

My favorite puns are off Pokemon, my favorite games.

That was Onix-pected.

President Obamasnow.

I also like music related puns...

Is he tuba-ff for you?

Can't come up with more...

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21 Jun 2014, 10:33 pm

:lmao:

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27 Jul 2014, 10:00 pm

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27 Jul 2014, 11:06 pm

mezzanotte wrote:

He looks like Robin Williams.

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28 Jul 2014, 10:30 am

NicholasName wrote:

I've read that a love of wordplay is common in Asperger's, but I'm not sure about other forms of autism. I definitely love puns.

I love both puns and wordplay. My favorite things when speaking are wordplay and really really dry sarcasm (so much that so most people don't understand and think I am being serious)

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01 Aug 2014, 5:21 am

For those who aren't into the darker beers.....

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01 Aug 2014, 8:16 am

mezzanotte wrote:

Wasnt he that clever language guy?

Yeah...he was that cunning linguist.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I forgot that this isnt the adult section!

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09 Aug 2014, 9:08 am

"I'm sorry to tell you this," the doctor said, lifting up a box full of urine samples, "but you tested positive for gonorrhea."

My face was a punched-in cake. "Holy crap. Are you serious?"

"Nah" he said with a wink. "I'm just taking the piss."

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09 Aug 2014, 9:19 am

You may refer to me as the PUNisher. :geek:

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09 Aug 2014, 10:19 am

mezzanotte wrote:

Urine or your-out.

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09 Aug 2014, 4:41 pm

LupaLuna wrote:

mezzanotte wrote:

Urine or your-out.

When urine the bathroom, European.

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28 Jan 2015, 10:17 pm

YASSS GAAGAGAGHAGAHAGAHAHGAHGAGHAGAHGHA ASDAFSAFJSGSGAS I LOVE PUNS FOR REAL I ALWAYS TELL THE SAME PUN FOR LIKE EVERY DAY TO MY BROTHER TILL HE'S GONNA TICKLE ME IF I SAY THAT SAME PUN 'CAUSE IT'S THE BEST PUN OF MY LIFEEEEE

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