Things You Would Ban

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Ok, I won't get into why I think religion SHOULDN'T be banned. (yes I am a Jesus Freak and you can't stop me, so there! So, in the spirit of fun:
Pit bulls (do we really need dogs this vicious?)
Bullies
Religious intolerance
G4TV (the worst network EVER!)
brussel sprouts

Pit bulls are in no way more "vicious" than the next dog, it is the people who buy them with the desire to own a vicious dog that cause the problem. Keep your dog in a fence or on a leash no matter how sweet it is and there will be no problems, many dog breeds are involved in human fatalities each year.

I would ban people who ban religion.
I would ban pedophilia by penalty of death,

And i would ban abusers by penalty of death.

I would also ban onions.and mushrooms.

i friggin' hate those things.

The last thing i would ban is rich people like Paris Hilton.

people who make any sort of poop joke about the planet Uranus
Crocs
G4TV, but it should be required to revert back to TechTV and rehire Martin Sargent and Leo LaPorte. They can keep showing Ninja Warrior and Arrested Development of course, but any non-"X-Play" or "AOTS" programming will be expurgated.
Werewolves vs. Vampires, Pirates vs. Ninjas and any other "vs." app on Facebook
talking/screaming smiley ads on the bottom of WrongPlanet. Yes, the one that screams "NO WAY!". This has to be some sort of sick joke by the company who makes these, as no Aspie would ever want one of these.
Truthers
Bill O'Reilly
the Jitterbug cell phone
Head-On
the little green moped/sidecar thingies tourist ride around in during the summer in my hometown of Newport
and to that extent, tourists who don't understand that in Rhode Island, a yellow light means "go faster"
PBS Telethons. Well, actually not altogether. PBS members like myself should have some sort of option to watch the premium programming PBS only drags out during telethon time without the telethon taking up 50% of the program.
Zwinky.com
a ban on con-artists like FreeXBox.com from advertising on TV.
Pop up ads for pop up blockers
"Two and a Half Men"
The continuous ramming-down-the-throat of soccer on the American public by MLS and everyone else in the world. Not even David Beckham can help the sport.

Militant vegans and vegatarians

Yes, I know those animals aren't treated right, but I enjoy a decent steak or crappy hot dog once in a while.

Anyone on an anti-smoking rampage

It's my body, let me crap up my lungs if I feel like I need to. Something is gonna kill me, might as well be cigarettes.

Fashion police

As if what everyone else is wearing doesn't look ridiculous. At least I'm fully clothed.

Rental properties

Everyone should be given a chance to own their own home, not spend their lives renting off of some greedy butthead who is more concerned about making easy money.

One thing.

Idiots.

Why has noone said the mosquito device yet? Or did someone and I just miss it?

also:
-Low pants to the point where other people can see your underwear
-Cars/Motorcycles without mufflers
-Giving some idiot a gun and badge if they are going to look the other way half the time someone breaks a law
-Idiots

Golf Courses and the Yuppies who use them.

And Religion again.

I'd like to ban the bomb.

Molestors and verbal abuse should have much harsher punishment comparing the emotional damage they cause!