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28 Jan 2015, 10:41 pm

I recently learned about a dinosaur that actually knew words. It's called a thesaurus.

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29 Jan 2015, 12:00 am

I find em kind of lame.

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29 Jan 2015, 12:12 am

I find puns kind of lame.

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29 Jan 2015, 11:38 pm

i want to tell a good chemistry pun but all the good ones argon.

broken pencils are not pointless.
rather they have many points (stock image ahead)

my medical report said i had type A blood, but it turns out it was just a type o.

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29 Jan 2015, 11:53 pm

What kinds of jokes do bears tell? UnBEARable puns.

What do you say to a football player who owes you money? I want my quarterback.

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30 Jan 2015, 1:40 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

i want to tell a good chemistry pun but all the good ones argon.

Not so, not after I put my neon the coffee table.

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30 Jan 2015, 3:28 am

what does "the book" that police throw at you have in common with the red bull aerobatics team?

they are both flying information.

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30 Jan 2015, 3:57 am

Puns are the best!

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