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Old people ride bikes made of cholate fish shoelaces 18%  18%  [ 10 ]
Old people ride bikes made of cholate fish shoelaces 18%  18%  [ 10 ]
brew a cup of civet poo 13%  13%  [ 7 ]
brew a cup of civet poo 13%  13%  [ 7 ]
Never get stuck on a elevator with Cheif Broken Wind 20%  20%  [ 11 ]
Never get stuck on a elevator with Cheif Broken Wind 20%  20%  [ 11 ]
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27 Jun 2005, 2:35 pm

My company is making a 75000 sq ft factory for more pipe fittings.


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27 Jun 2005, 3:50 pm

Some people at my school fancy me. Finally. I have some hope of happiness.


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27 Jun 2005, 3:51 pm

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Some people at my school fancy me. Finally. I have some hope of happiness.


Good luck!

A word of warning; just b/c they fancy you does not mean it will necessarily work out. . . .but good luck anyhow!


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09 Jul 2005, 2:03 pm

MWAHHH HAHAHAHHAH!

I've shrunk you all into ant-sized people!

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09 Jul 2005, 2:27 pm

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America believes in animal rights... so they elected a Ferret to be President...


At the risk of coming on all partisan-political, one could argue that the UK have elected a weasel. Not once, twice, but Three Times!



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10 Jul 2005, 9:33 am

Prometheus wrote:
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Some people at my school fancy me. Finally. I have some hope of happiness.


Good luck!

A word of warning; just b/c they fancy you does not mean it will necessarily work out. . . .but good luck anyhow!

I discovered that they do not. :( :( :( :( Oh well. Time for computer animated violence aka. Counter Strike Source.


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AND THEN I CRIED.


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10 Jul 2005, 11:52 am

Back to 90 degree days tomorrow, what a hot summer so far.



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10 Jul 2005, 3:49 pm

It's 99 degrees here today (eastern PA).



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13 Jul 2005, 4:08 am

Bananas are full of tasty juicy goodness. So are silverfish.


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14 Jul 2005, 11:07 am

Ewwwwwwwwww! I hate silverfish!

The local humane society has a website where they post pictures of the animals looking for homes...We dropped off a load of pet blankets and I can see from the pictures that they are using them already. Yeah!

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14 Jul 2005, 11:18 am

PhoenixKitten wrote:
Bananas are full of tasty juicy goodness. So are silverfish.

I am not going to your house for dinner then. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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14 Jul 2005, 7:28 pm

I have rabid garden gnomes.



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15 Jul 2005, 12:41 am

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I have rabid garden gnomes.

Shoot them or expose them to Cradle of Filth.


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INSTEAD A SHADOW OF FORMER GLORY.
AND THEN I CRIED.


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15 Jul 2005, 1:01 am

Exorcise them?


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15 Jul 2005, 1:24 am

PhoenixKitten wrote:
Exorcise them?

No. Get Cradle of Filth or Slipknot to play to them.


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AND THEN I CRIED.


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15 Jul 2005, 4:36 am

It's very annoying to walk into a lift when somebody has just broken wind but there's nobody in the lift. They've departed but the smell hasn't. I don't think it's very considerate.


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