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richie
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06 Apr 2007, 5:22 pm

Lau wrote:

But of course, there is always "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" by Grunthos the Flatulent. Admittedly, not quite as interesting as a full blown wall full of bricks, in one of the many patterns that have been used over the ages.

I remember reading in Ann Landers a long time ago a poem called "The Ode To The Commode". :lol:

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06 Apr 2007, 5:48 pm

You live life by your own rules.

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06 Apr 2007, 6:00 pm

If your still following this thread.

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06 Apr 2007, 7:06 pm

YMBAAI you're still following this thread.

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06 Apr 2007, 7:07 pm

If you never have to trim your fingernails and toenails because you bite them.

(Yep, I said toenails.) :oops:

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06 Apr 2007, 7:14 pm

You were told the horror story you had to write at school was "too scientific"

When someone asks you where the best nightclubs in your city are, you look at them blankly because you've never been to one.

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06 Apr 2007, 7:19 pm

richie wrote:

You post for no reason except it is your 191st post, 191 is a prime number
and you are obsessed with primes.

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=191

WHOOP-DEE-DOO!! ! :!:

Still at it!! ! :!:

Post #193

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=193
Live Long And Perseverate!! \\//,

richie wrote:

You post for no reason except it is your 191st post, 191 is a prime number
and you are obsessed with primes.

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=191

WHOOP-DEE-DOO!! ! :!:

Still at it!! ! :!:

Post #193

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=193
Live Long And Perseverate!! \\//,

Here we go again!! ! :roll:

Post #197*
http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php? ... &start=795
http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=197

*197 is part of "Quadratic Prime Series". See you again at post #223. :lol:

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=223
Heres my 223rd post!! !
Congratulate Cockney on her 10000th!
See you at #251

Well here it is!! post# 251!! !

http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=251
http://primes.utm.edu/
By the way I'll see you at #281

Here we are: post# 281:
http://primes.utm.edu/curios/page.php?short=281
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_numbers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/281_%28number%29
http://www.research.att.com/~njas/sequences/A005384
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie_Germain_prime
281+32=313
313 is the next Prime in the Quadratic Sequence. (x^2+x+41=p) Where x= 0-39.
See you at #313 :lol:

:jester::lol:

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06 Apr 2007, 7:25 pm

nirrti_rachelle wrote:

toenails because you bite them.

(Yep, I said toenails.) :oops:

You too eh. Lets not let anyone else know about that. Might start a fad.

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06 Apr 2007, 8:22 pm

Roger Bannister lived life very much by his own rules which, unfortunately, were not the rules set forth by the British press and track and field association. However, he managed to break four minutes for the mile while concentrating on becoming a doctor and living an overall well-rounded life. I think Bannister's way of living is one athletes and anyone else seeking to reach the top of their fields should adopt.

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07 Apr 2007, 5:59 am

.....You've been obsessed with the film Jesus Christ Superstar for 15 years and have watched it about 96 million times and could sing the whole thing from start to finish if required and you've worn out two video tapes of it and now have it on DVD, which you watch on an almost daily basis.

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07 Apr 2007, 7:47 am

Lau wrote:

YMBAAI you're still following this thread.

YMBAAI you wonder why your smoke alarm doesn't go off whenever you see Lau's avatar. :lol:

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07 Apr 2007, 8:48 am

nirrti_rachelle wrote:

If you never have to trim your fingernails and toenails because you bite them.

(Yep, I said toenails.) :oops:

I used to bite my toenails, but I haven't done it in a couple months...

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07 Apr 2007, 9:04 am

. . . you are told that you "never smile."

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07 Apr 2007, 9:43 am

When someone starts talking about celebrities and professional atheletes you just stare blankly and say, "Who?"

When you can solve or organize an extraordinarily complex problem but have absolutely no clue as to how you did it.

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07 Apr 2007, 11:39 am

If you have ever purchased a graphing/programmable calculator. . .

. . .as a toy!

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07 Apr 2007, 11:49 am

nutbag wrote:

If you have ever purchased a graphing/programmable calculator. . .

. . .as a toy!

I did that not long ago. It was from "Poundland". A big calculator for £1. I only really bought it to see how its % key worked. I understand RPN. I'm always amused to find out how the latest stupid infix calculator does its constants, etc. Anyway, the one pound calculator kept me amused for an afternoon (good value!), by which time I had decided that their short printed instructions were essentially correct and they'd blocked it doing anything clever with "funny" key sequences.

PS. I also, naturally, took it apart to see how many chips were in it.

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