You May Be An Aspie If...
... your social media page is more popular than you could ever hope to be in real life.
... your speech or writing (usually both) is filled with Boolean logic and syllogisms.
... your speech or writing (usually both) is filled with formalities and archaic words.
... your speech or writing (usually both) is filled with obscure, minute facts and details.
... your supervisor sends you on an errand across town because he/she is expecting important visitors.
... your teacher gives the class a typed handout and you use a red pen to correct all the grammar, punctuation, and spelling mistakes before giving the handout back to the teacher.
... your teacher tells everyone in the room to pair-off to discuss a topic and you are extremely relieved that no one wants to be your partner.
... your teachers have ever told you to stop answering all the questions in order to give someone else a chance.
... your teachers refuse to call on you in class until they realize that no-one else has the correct answer.
... your yearly library fines are in the hundred-dollar range because you just cannot part with a good book, even after you have read it at least twice.
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