09 Nov 2004, 6:38 pm
lets be funny 
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09 Nov 2004, 6:55 pm
09 Nov 2004, 6:59 pm
Mich
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09 Nov 2004, 7:33 pm
Good idea!
Why did the computer cross the road?
It got tired of being behind the Windows of its house!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cheifwa.
Cheifwa who?
He lost last night.
The craziest thing anybody's ever said to me was when a teenage boy with a huge wad of gum in his mouth walked up to me and said, "There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who chew gum and those who smell good." I guess he was referring to other people, because he didn't seem to take it seriously.
Yes, I wrote all those jokes. Here's one of my best (and grossest):
Mario and Bowser went to a restaurant. Ater dinner, Bowser went into the bathroom. Mario waited a long time for him when he finally decided to see what was the problem. But while he was entering, Bowser was walking out, and he stepped on Mario. "Mama mia, papa pia, Bowser got the diarrhea!"
Mich
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10 Nov 2004, 7:18 am
10 Nov 2004, 7:22 am
SPAM.
if you want to post a funny topic, perhaps start by posting the first one yourself.
10 Nov 2004, 10:11 pm
I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to do
11 Nov 2004, 7:53 am
12 Nov 2004, 6:07 pm
Draco5832000
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16 Nov 2004, 5:04 pm
) here's one I've allways got a few laughs out of...
Now I know why they shoot prisoners at dawn... Who wants to live at six in the morning!
