*Scene 1, Doctor's office, Patient 1 *
Hello! I am doctor Coprokefalos!
Yes, it's Greek, Like Aristotle!
What can I do today?
Patient: Well doc, it's narcissism. I can't stand it.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: He hits me and yells at me!
Doctor: Oh Dear. Take these pills, join this support group, and leave him.
Patient: Will do, doc!
*Patient 2*
Hello! I am doctor Coprokefalos!
Yes, it's Greek, Like Aristotle!
What can I do today?
Patient: The Asperger's syndrome is getting worse!
Doctor: How so?
Patient: He's cold, unethical, and throws tantrums.
Doctor: Yes, that is very bad. For you, these pills, some intense therapy for yourself, and a free trip for him to a social skills camp will be your solution.
Patient: Oh, thank you doc! I'm such a victim, even though it's MY son.
*Patient 3*
Hello! I am doctor Coprokefalos!
Yes, it's Greek, Like Aristotle!
What can I do today?
Patient 3: Well doc, I think I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Doctor: Well, let me see your test results....yes, you have NPD. You also have Autism, ADD, OCD, and several other Ds.
Patient 3: Well, other people said you were the best at helping people with these disorders. I'm glad I came to you for help.
Doctor: OH NO! You have it wrong! You see, I'm the best at helping people AROUND those with these disorders.
Patient 3: Then what can you do for me?
Doctor: Don't worry! Here you are! (Hands patient 3 a box)
Patient 3: (Opening box) There's nothing in here but a gun and one bullet! What is this?
Doctor: I call it Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Dr. Coprokefalos recieved his medial degree at CAN University, and specialized in representation of the world, and silencization of the mentally affected.
12 Dec 2009, 3:22 am
