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MrXxx
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01 Apr 2012, 2:57 pm

I have a THEORY!

All dead people are Autistic!

    They never make eye contact.
    They do not socialize.
    They are all loners.
    They never make small talk.
    They are all the same.
    They have no empathy.
    They're never concerned about fashion.
    They never respond when spoken to.
    They're in constant shutdown mode.
    They don't get when people are joking.


The only problems I've found with this theory are:

    They never stim.
    They don't seem to have any interests at all, much less special interests.
    They don't monologue.


Given these few exceptions, I think it's a specialized form of Autism.

Thoughts?


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01 Apr 2012, 3:50 pm

dead people don't have sensory issues either :)

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01 Apr 2012, 3:52 pm

Jtuk wrote:
dead people don't have sensory issues either :)

Jason


Could you rip that power cable out the wall, soon give it some sensory issues.


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01 Apr 2012, 4:20 pm

Ha! :D


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01 Apr 2012, 5:03 pm

Give this man a Nobel prize.


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