I had a weird dream last night, so I thought I'd bore you all with it... (I had 2, but this is just one of them)
Anyway it started as me and my friend "L" going to the shopping centre together and in one shop (I think it was like a gadget shop type thing) and there was this giant cardboard cutout of Chris Chan and a member from this site standing together and it was advertising some kind of TV program or summat. And there were other pictures of Chris Chan dotting about the shop, so me and L were laughing our heads off and he was doing that silent laugh you do when you can't stop. And people had vandalised the pictures and cutout by writing aload of Chris Chan quotes from youtube or trolly slogans to do with internet stuff. So I got a marker pen and wrote something on to do with Chris Chan's youtube videos. Then I went out the shop and saw my other friend "A" and me and L were telling him about the ads and when I went to show him they had changed into something completely different. I was dissapointed because I wanted to show A the funny Chris Chan cutout.
Then A asked us if we wanted to go his house so we said yeah. It was dark and we were walking through all these streets, and then A was touching me in a flirty way (touching my arm, you know that kind of thing). Then he held my hand and we were running going "woop woop!" and other similar sounds while L was walking behind us. We ran and ran and a group of girls looked at us funny but I "WOOP!"ed louder. Then we got to a house which even though belonged to A it looks nothing like his real house. So we hung around in his room a bit. Then we went downstairs and watched telly and A put his arms aroud me and cuddled me and L was like "ay up!" and I really liked it. But then A goes "why don't you hug me for a change I'm always the one that's touching you." So I goes to put my arms around him but I just couldn't get in a comfortable position or my arms would flop to the side and I couldn't control them. Then A got up and walked off, he later came back and handed me this thin cardboard blue box thing with writing on both sides. It was a note from him, I remember it was something to do with not knowing if we are a couple now or not and telling me to say yes/no. And something about me being too distant with him. The rest was all in riddles that I couldn't understand. So I went to the kitchen where he and L were and I asked A what it meant, but he just gave me a bag of cereal bars and said "I got these for you" and I said thanks. But then everytime I brought up the notes A would change the subject and talk about cereal bars, so I got impatient and shouted at him "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??" then we were arguing so I walked off, sat back on the sofa and was really worried about out friendship being ruined and the potential relationship that could of started.
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