It is a ridiculous journey exemplified by the flexing of an imperfect thought process that attempts to create meaning where there is none. We have evolved to the point of exhaustion, whereas the only viable solution in improving standards is modifying current ideology and technology in a vain and desperate effort to gaze down below from the top of the mountain only to realize later that this mountain was merely a step into a higher precipice.
Yet here I am attempting to create a cohesive, pseudo intelligent talking point knowing well that the frog has eaten its last gumdrop and the candy cane has crawled back into its wrapper because tomorrow Mrs. Poppington will be coming 'round with her two lovely dogs with smiles as wide as a Sunday afternoon.
And I will post this knowing full well my madness, as it may one day become your own.
Embrace the meaning and think nothing of it. There is no thought in your mind that hasn't been thought of before.
No one has awareness and no one has an inkling in their pee. I'm struggling to force my mind into creating a euphoria of images that will make me smile and nod, "Yes, now I truly do see the forest, and it smells of movie references and the references of references, kindly referenced in referred legends and campfire stories."
Drink, be merry!
Curse, be miserable!
Do what you want and prevent yourself from doing it because of what others might think of you!
They are who you are, your perception has created an entire world, and everyone is the backdrop for your story, which has already been told.
Which will continue to be told.
Which is being told.
Which has become bold.
But shall I italicize to imbue this message with hidden meaning or are you finished with this sordid thread and my position high upon a lofty throne as I look up at your throne and wonder who will topple first?
Wait just a moment there!
Have you read every SINGLE OUNCE OF WORD IN THIS THREAD?!
Are you just browsing?!
Did you expect something else?!
Are you trying to divulge meaning or have you begun to realize that your time was well spent in having been taken away?
This is what life is.
This is what you experience.
Original Poster's aside:
"It would appear I attempted to concoct a thread that would present my views on Life at large in an abstract and relatively absurd manner, and as I coaxed my mind into churning out something that vaguely resembled meaning it one upped me by presenting no meaning in what I had hoped would portray meaninglessness in a positive light. Furthermore I did consider not posting this thread out of the potential shame I would incur until I quickly realized that this would go against what meaninglessness truly is, that is, if caring doesn't mean, then mean doesn't care, and suddenly I am finding myself in another rambling mess as my mind refuses to cooperate.
In the end I am actually self-serving myself because I would find amusement out of someone posting anything of value just so I could appreciate how worthless it is, due to the post's worthlessness magnifying the worthlessness of this thread and thus creating a vortex of thought escaping, yet oddly intriguing circumstances.
It is currently duly noted by the original poster that he has dug himself into a hole and rather than not fall into it, I press "submit" and hope to fall into a bed of marshmallows."