assinnine questions the head shrinker asks?

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05 Aug 2010, 5:03 am

Through out our maze running as these doctors humiliate us Aspies and lord over us with their gigantic brains, what kind of stupid time wasting questions do they ask. As they do a cross word puzzle disguised as notes?

Here are some. The ususal Fruitian (Freudian).

Tell me about your father? and other Jerry Springer like BS questions.
-What do you do on the computer? So you play video games? (he asked this question at least 3 times. And got the same answer yes). That I use computers recreationally as I keep my sanity. (Yes he even asked about the mature content). What is he a Priest? What has my recreational computer use have to do with oh I don't know. Running SOME TESTS? so I don't know. Get help in College so I don't know ummmmmm get a job pay taxes?


Then I go for 3 promising meetings, only for him to say We ran out of meetings And ran out of time, it's 30 min with a LONG WAIT LIST, just for one measily sesson where he can pleasure himself about all sorts of "non essensial questions about my internet life. :Duh what do you mean "adult theme"? (Well it's what 90% of the other young males do on the internet, what does he want me to give him a list of sites? How about 2 girls and a cup.com? ).I only mentioned that adult themed comment was because I was fustrated and didn't censor it like I am doing now. And just blurted any ol garbage that goes through my messed up sewer treatment tank called my skull full of porto potty water than cerbral spinal fluid. Because I'm a disgusting clumsy, bumb into walls in the cinema, idiot who overcompensates when stepping backwards, speaks with a drunken slur, and my only friend in this sad life are my internet activities. And that's why I blurted that out doctor so you can figure out what kind of help I need in my sad sad life, so I can oh I don't know be NORMAL, instead of a mutant king of the scumbags that I am. And you're asking assinine questions like Can you tell me why your dad went to jail (because he "over estimated" his rent when he worked with the city of Calgary). and I was spazing about him being a drunk dead beat, and I had to stumble in and out of cults, 3 work government placements, failed college 2, went to the drunk tank once, and I'm looking at joining the French Foreign Legion just so the bad guys can end my life and I can die in the land of beer and (female anatomy starts with b and has two o's). Yes I'm a pig, because I degraded these past 10 years in the filth that is the "live at home" life. You should know all about that doctor. Stop asking useless assasine questions, and get some work done. Stop sponging off the Canadian magical Micheal Moore health care system, and keep me as long as possible. Or I will do it. I'll leave this country, join the Legion and run around in an enemy land mine. because that grisly death is better than a macabe life of being a troll goo king. Aka a fat ugly lifeless loser. and habbits on the computer". Just run the bloody tests, or at least help me find ways to rewire my brains. No push ups and Jogging won't help me because Surprise supriese I'm a clumsy putz who crashes into things.



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05 Aug 2010, 5:07 am

Never mind, it will probably make sense soon. Sounds like you've got a lot of stuff to sort out, so keep writing. It's good therapy.


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05 Aug 2010, 5:10 am

I just want to ram my head into a brick just like on Blood Sport.



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05 Aug 2010, 5:27 am

I'm sorry to hear that you are suffering. When I feel like that I turn to extremely punishing exercise. It's kinda more constructive, but it gets a lot of that negative energy out.


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05 Aug 2010, 8:03 am

sillycat asked (in part): ...Just run the bloody tests, or at least help me find ways to rewire my brains. No push ups and Jogging won't help me because Surprise supriese I'm a clumsy putz who crashes into things...
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Do you think that anything like the following can help perhaps rewire small aspects of what's going on? - http://www.infinitywalk.org - http://www.balametrics.com - http://www.chickensoup.com/ - http://www.daytimer.com - http://www.naphill.org/points/scrolls/ - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statement_of_purpose - http://www.dyspraxiafoundation.org.uk/ - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little ... That_Could - http://pbskids.org/itsmylife/school/time/article4.html (Time management) - and so on...