Let's start a new alternative movement - The Hitchcocks!

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I want to start a new alternative movement. We reject mainstream standards of beauty. We reject the body fascism of Hollywood and the obsession most people have with health supplements, gyms, fake tans, stylish hair and fashion.

We will wear suits. We will get hair cuts to make us look like Alfred Hitchcock. Bald at the top with hair at the sides to make us look like a gentleman going bald. We'll converge on towns. Soon we will be in Your Town. We will horrify you! Beware. The Hitchcocks are coming and a guy with Asperger's Syndrome started it all.

With sub ranks of Joan Fontaine, Robert Donat, Cary Grant and Bette Davis?