Page 1 of 1 [ 5 posts ] 

bdubs
Pileated woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jun 2009
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 178

21 Oct 2010, 9:45 pm

While at work today I had to go to the restroom to do a number two. We only have two toilets, one stall and a separate unisex bathroom with just a toilet for the men. Normally the toilets have a good flow of water and can flush anything so i normally use a lot of the cheap toilet paper. Today however I managed to clog it. I didn't notice it but a coworker came into the bathroom just as i was washing my hands. He said oh god (this guy overreacts to anything if its too cold, always complaining about getting sick, ect.) After he said that and i looked at the toilet i couldn't stop laughing. I seriously laughed so hard i almost cried. I couldn't stop even when another guy for another office came in. It was hard for my to gain my composure and ask our secretary for a plunger. I was real embarrassed and nervous. Then I got back to my desk and started laughing loud again. I hope my boss didn't hear me or know what was going on. The secretary had to call the maintenance lady. However she never came and it was still clogged when i left work today. I wish i could have handled the situation better :(



MrXxx
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 May 2010
Age: 64
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,760
Location: New England

21 Oct 2010, 9:57 pm

I wouldn't beat yourself up too much about it.

Sh..

*AHEM!*

STUFF happens. :lol:

We're all human and almost all of us react to common situations oddly sometimes. 8)

Funny story (to me anyway):

Standing at the vending machines at work one day, the cafeteria filled with all the most stuffed shirt females in the company, (I never felt it coming), my body decided to let loose the loudest, most embarrassing sounding flatulence in my entire life. It took me so off guard all I could think to do was loudly proclaim, "Whoa! There the hell did THAT come from?! EXCUSE ME! I had NO idea that was coming!", then left to feebly attempt to stifle my uncontrollable laughter at my desk.

Moment like that don't do anything more than prove we are human just like everyone else.

Trust me, they've all done it too, and in time not one of them will remember it. They will remember their own moments though.


_________________
I'm not likely to be around much longer. As before when I first signed up here years ago, I'm finding that after a long hiatus, and after only a few days back on here, I'm spending way too much time here again already. So I'm requesting my account be locked, banned or whatever. It's just time. Until then, well, I dunno...


happymusic
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Age: 49
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,165
Location: still in ninja land

21 Oct 2010, 10:07 pm

At least you laughed rather than cried - or had to run away embarrassed.

I'm immature at work, too. This week I had to teach the verb "puse" (prnounced "poo-say") in Spanish to a bunch of teenagers. Every time they'd laugh about it I'd get the giggles. It was ridiculous. Immaturity isn't all bad.



Gummie
Butterfly
Butterfly

User avatar

Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 12

21 Oct 2010, 10:08 pm

Omg these stories made me laugh so hard. Sorry about your sh***y situation.

Edit

I think it's only fair I share an embarrassing story.

I had sushi at a restaurant and shortly after had explosive diarrhea, and had to use the restroom which was not empty. I would flush every single time hoping it would cover up the noise...which im pretty sure didn't cover up the sound as much I like to think it did. Probably brought more attention to myself. 8O



bdubs
Pileated woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker

User avatar

Joined: 18 Jun 2009
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 178

21 Oct 2010, 10:34 pm

I reread these posts and i laughed thanks everyone for helping me make light of my sh***y situation. :D