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matt28
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02 Jan 2011, 3:16 am

Hi, I'm a 24 year old Englishman with Asperger's Syndrome. I'm a useful person to know. I can get you things. So does anyone need anything? I have poor social skills and so I can't form friendships based on chit chat. I can become your friend only if you need something from me.

veiledexpressions
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02 Jan 2011, 3:19 am

Hello, Matt.

What are your interests? I've found that we Aspies are most useful in areas surrounding our special interests. Perhaps you have some interesting information.

matt28
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02 Jan 2011, 3:30 am

veiledexpressions wrote:

Hello, Matt.

What are your interests? I've found that we Aspies are most useful in areas surrounding our special interests. Perhaps you have some interesting information.

Hello. My interests are home improvement, financial investments, fashion and writing short stories. I think I could offer assistance in these areas if people need it.

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02 Jan 2011, 4:42 am

matt28 wrote:

What types of things do you generally get for people?

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02 Jan 2011, 5:24 am

matt28 wrote:

I can get you things. So does anyone need anything?

i will have a white coffee with 2 sugars thanks.

matt28
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02 Jan 2011, 5:46 am

Chronos wrote:

What types of things do you generally get for people?

Usually I help people out of a bit of trouble. I've not always been successful but I've managed to help a guy get a refund for his broken shoes, find someone who was losing their home a place to store their furniture for free, persuaded police officers to not press charges against someone who'd done something silly while drunk and negotiated cheaper prices for someone who was going on holiday.

emjay89
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02 Jan 2011, 7:06 am

On behalf of all Australians...can we have the ashes back?

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02 Jan 2011, 8:32 am

emjay89 wrote:

On behalf of all Australians...can we have the ashes back?

On behalf of all Brits - "NO" :lol:

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02 Jan 2011, 7:19 pm

I need a place to stay, also more medical marijuana.

I'm waiting....

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02 Jan 2011, 7:24 pm

emjay89 wrote:

On behalf of all Australians...can we have the ashes back?

We had it for like 24 years, didn't we?
We need to learn to take turns and share.

Note: does not know anything about sports.

Welcome Matt. Writing short stories sounds interesting. I write long, often incomplete stories.

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02 Jan 2011, 7:34 pm

I need well...it all Depends on how you look at it. :lol:

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02 Jan 2011, 8:00 pm

matt28 wrote:

I could use a million dollars just about now.

ruveyn

matt28
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03 Jan 2011, 2:49 am

IvyMike wrote:

I need a place to stay, also more medical marijuana.

I'm waiting....

If you wouldn't mind send me a message with your name and address, the name and address of your doctor and the address of an organisation that you want to help get you a home locally. Then I'll do my best to help.

ruveyn wrote:

I could use a million dollars just about now.

ruveyn

Do you know who the wealthy people are that live near you? Wherever they live, I need their addresses and your name and address and I'll begin the process of persuading them to donate their money to you.

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11 Jan 2011, 12:59 pm

SCAM28 topic

There are plenty of Nigerian scam artists living in the UK. I get mail from them alll the time.

A mod might want to lock this bit of *news* from Mr. Matt28.

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matt28
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11 Jan 2011, 1:17 pm

sartresue wrote:

SCAM28 topic

There are plenty of Nigerian scam artists living in the UK. I get mail from them alll the time.

A mod might want to lock this bit of *news* from Mr. Matt28.

You're cynical. I'm not a scam artist. I'm interested in doing things for people because my life has almost no meaning. Who are you to judge me?

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