Each day I would look, hoping to see, an envelop from kindtree, with a check for me.
When today I opened the box, what did I see, the envelop from kindtree, with a check for me.
My neighbors all looked as I shouted with glee,
I quickly opened the envelop, believing an amount coming close to three (hundred).
My eyes wide open but guess what I did see, a check for a lousy 27 bucks! Oh god why me?
With that and a pack of gum I could get a hooker to flash me. . .the finger that is.
I need to find better representation.
Tonight, I'm breaking out the hard stuff. . .Wild Cherry Pepsi and gummy worms.
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Hey I know my rights! I'm entitled to a phone call and a. . .strip search.