Man with autism does something

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bakattsura
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23 Jun 2011, 3:24 pm

I finally got around to reading my news feeds from autism agencies. I am pleasantly surprised to see how often "Man with Autism Does Something" serves as a headline. Perhaps I should set up a Twitter page to let the world know every time I am capable of accomplishing anything.

"Area man doesn't let his diagnosis of autism get him down when he goes to the kitchen and makes himself a delicious caesar salad. Read more for our interview with this local hero. #manwithautismdoessomething"

Heroes, feel free to contribute anything you have been brave enough to do today.

I'm going to go finish my salad. I'll be sure to tell the Internet how it was when it's done.

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23 Jun 2011, 3:28 pm

*facepalm*

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23 Jun 2011, 3:29 pm

At least it's better than, "Woman with Autism does...oh, wait! those don't exist!"

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23 Jun 2011, 3:29 pm

Today I poured a can of soda into a glass. Where's my headline?

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23 Jun 2011, 3:30 pm

Local autistic goes to the bathroom and remembers to wipe.

Autistic man buys groceries with a debit card

Autistic survives 20 minutes in a crowded mall - details during the 11 PM broadcast.

(sorry. sarcasm is hard to for me to resist at times)

NEWS ALERT! Sarcastic autistic proves Asperger's doesn't mean humorless.

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23 Jun 2011, 3:43 pm

wavefreak58 wrote:

Local autistic goes to the bathroom and remembers to wipe.

Oh, goddamnit. I knew I forgot something.

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23 Jun 2011, 4:51 pm

I wish some NTs would realise that Autism isn't like mental retardation or Alzheimer's (physical killer disease of the brain). Hasn't anyone ever heard of Bill Gates? Or other famous people who were known to be on the Autistic spectrum?

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23 Jun 2011, 4:56 pm

Joe90 wrote:

Nope. To the majority of NTs, once they hear the word "autism," they'll think of Rain Man and nothing else.

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23 Jun 2011, 4:57 pm

Autistic Man/Woman Thing Fails to Produce Witty Retort to Humorous Post by WP Member: Lack of Funny Internet Responses in Autistics Linked to Vaccines.

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23 Jun 2011, 5:09 pm

I climbed a tree - and I didn't fall out of it! *so proud*

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