Hey, give the poor fellow a break. The Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse, Aztec and many other gods were many in number and so they could divide the work up between them. The Christian god (who I assume you are referring to) only has him/herself. AND he created the world all in six days!
He probably didn't get much sleep that week. He was probably severely sleep-deprived by the sixth day. Who knows what state of mind he was in by then? Severe sleep deprivation is a known cause of depression, so maybe he was depressed by then. You have to admit, depressed people do pretty screwed up things. He was probably suffering from micro-sleeps by that stage too, so maybe he fell asleep at the wheel, so to speak, while he was creating humans. And I shouldn't neglect to mention that overall, his problem-solving ability was probably up the creek.
It's also entirely possible that he was suffering from sleep-deprivation psychosis by that stage. If you are unaware of what this is, I lead you to this page: http://menshealth.about.com/od/lifestyl ... depriv.htm. At the bottom of the page it says this:
Huber-Weidman, 1976 wrote:
Night 6. Symptoms of depersonalization occur and a clear sense of identity is lost. This is called sleep deprivation psychosis.
KenM, that could provide the answer you are looking for. Rest assured, God is probably not evil. Most likely he experienced this loss of identity, causing him to act in a way most unlike him on the sixth day, when he created man. Who knows what he believed himself to be on that fateful day. Maybe the loss of identity, combined with the depressive effects turned him into an evil god, at least just for that day until he finally got some good sleep. Maybe he even thought he was Satan on that day.
Disclaimer: this is a joke
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