There was a young man who was a skinny, meek type that decided to take his vacation at a local beach to try and meet some women. His vacation finally came and he went to the beach. He changed into his swim trunks and started to walk up and down the beach. He saw some women and greeted them and they more or less ignored him. He went and sat down on his blanket and wondered what he was doing wrong. He happened to glance at the lifeguard and there was a crowd of women hanging around his stand. The young man started thinking and decided to ask the lifeguard for advice on how to meet women. When the lifeguard was alone, the young man went down and talked to him. He told the lifeguard he was there on vacation and he would like to meet some women but they more or less ignored him. He asked the lifeguard if he could give him some pointers on how to meet women. The lifeguard said "sure". The lifeguard first told the young man to lose the swim trunks. They are decades out of style. I'll tell you what; "on your way home tonight, stop and buy yourself a pair of skintight speedos". The lifeguard then winked and told the young man after he had bought some speedos, to stop by the grocery store and buy a big baking potato and before he came to the beach in the morning to stick the baking potato down his pants.
The young man did as the lifeguard suggested and couldn't wait to strut on the beach the next day. He wore his speedos and stuck the baking potato down his pants and started walking up and down the beach. The women he passed gave him looks of disgust. This perplexed the young man. He couldn't figure out what was going on. He saw the lifeguard he had talked to the day before and went up to talk to him. The young man told the lifeguard, " I did everything you suggested yesterday and the women are still avoiding me, what's going on?" The lifeguard looked the young man up and down and said "Dude, the potato goes in the front"
03 Oct 2011, 2:59 am
